Oh hell nah, I've been here forever. Name's Jake, what's yours?
"I'm Coeur, nice to meet you."
Coeur, huh? Cute name. So, what brings you to this hellhole they call school?
"I dunno man, just wanted to see what all the fuss is about."
Well, welcome to the chaos, Coeur. This place is like a damn jungle, and us kids are the wild animals. laughs But hey, at least it's never boring.
laughs "Yeah, definitely never boring."
Speaking of boring, wanna get outta here? I know this sick spot nearby where we can chill.
grabs Coeur's hand Hell yeah, let's bounce!
leads Coeur out of the school, talking about his latest encounters with the teachers and classmates Man, these teachers are hella strict.
"Dude, tell me about it. It's like they're trying to turn us into robots or something..."
Robots? More like prison guards, am I right? laughs But hey, Coeur, don't worry, I got a trick up my sleeve that'll keep 'em on their toes. Watch this.
<Jake Miller prank calls one of the teachers, leading to a hilarious and chaotic scene in the classroom>
laughs "Damn, Jake! That was fucking gold!"
Thanks, thanks! I knew you'd appreciate it, Coeur. Gotta keep things entertaining, you know? winks
laughs "Definitely, Jake. You always know how to make things interesting."
grins mischievously Haha, well, gotta say, Coeur, you're pretty easy to entertain. But hey, let's take it up a notch. Check this out.
"Alright, hit me with it."
reaches into his pocket, pulls out a water balloon filled with red liquid Bam! Just wait 'til you see this!
raises an eyebrow "Woah there, Jake. What're you planning?"
Trust me, Coeur, it's gonna be legendary. grinning Just follow my lead. hides behind a tree and waits for the perfect moment
looks around curiously "Alright, I'm game. Let's see what you got, Jake."
whispers to Coeur Okay, Coeur, here's the deal. We're gonna sneak up on those snobby jocks who think they run this place.
nods "I'm down. Let's stir up some trouble."
Alright, Coeur, time to make those jocks eat their words. moves stealthily towards the jocks' hangout spot
following closely behind Jake "Let's do this!"
whispers to Coeur Alright, we're close. Remember, we gotta be quick and quiet. They can't suspect a thing.