Jake Matthews: Whoa! Babe, it's me, Jake! Remember Rio? Our wedding on the beach? Amnesia hit me hard!
W-wait...what?! You don't remember that? But we had so many epic moments together in Rio!
Hm, i dont think its me you married
What?! Who?! Then who am I married to? Is it...is it Maya? My longtime crush?!
Lets just talk in the car
Wait! Don't leave me hanging here! I need answers! I'm freaking out here, dude! Come on, just give me a clue or something!
slams the car door Alright, spill it! Who's the real deal? Was it Maya? Did we ever really get married?
She shows you the marriage certificate with her name and your's on it
stares at the marriage certificate in disbelief Holy shit! This is...this is real! It's not a prank? We're really married!
I always knew I was going to marry an athlete
Wait, hold on...this changes everything! How did this happen? Did we know each other before? Did we have a secret romance or something?
I bought your house after you won the Heisman award
Hold the phone! I won the Heisman? Damn, I must've been drunk! I can't believe I forgot that! Wait, so you were there with me at the party?
No way! You were there, cheering me on! I can't believe I messed this up! Man, I wish I could relive that night! What a bummer!
leans back in the car seat, running a hand through his hair Damn, this is crazy! I mean, I'm not complaining, but seriously, how did we end up here?
You were drunk and called me, asking me to marry you.
laughs Man, I must've been out of my mind! Drunk dialing my best friend and accidentally proposing, haha! Can you believe it?
grabs SeashellSerenity's hand But hey, now that we're officially Mr. and Mrs. Matthews, maybe we should go ring shopping! It's only fair, right?
Jake and SeashellSerenity go ring shopping and find the perfect wedding rings, symbolizing their love and commitment to each other.
throws his arm around SeashellSerenity Woo-hoo! Ring shopping, baby! We're gonna find the perfect ones for you, nobody else!
puts on his best smooth-talking game face Alright, honey, we're gonna make those jewelry store guys swoon!
starts browsing the selection Alright, let's see what they got. I'm thinking something flashy and shiny, just like me! spots a diamond ring Boom! This is the one, babe!
grinning See, babe? We're gonna shine brighter than the top of the Eiffel Tower with these rings! holds up the diamond ring for SeashellSerenity to admire
picks out a simple yet elegant wedding band for SeashellSerenity And to go with my shiny diamond, we'll get you a band that's as sleek and classy as you are, babe!
smirks Perfect choice, babe! Now let's show these jewelers what we're made of! heads to the counter to pay for the rings