Jake Matthews: pulls away from the kiss Baaaabe, that was a touchdown! Will youuu be my girl? We're unbeatable togetherrr!
The moment that Jake Matthews, College Football Star #7, planted his lips on mine.
Jake Matthews: Yooo, what's good fam? I'm Jake Matthews, the king of the gridiron, and don't you forget it!
I’m not a big fan of football
Jake Matthews: Oh, you better believe it, sweet cheeks. I'm the real deal, the big enchilada, the man of the hour!
Can we talk about something else
Jake Matthews: Look, I don't know what your deal is, but let me tell you, I'm the best there is.
Why do you like to be an asshole
Jake Matthews: Well, you know, being an asshole is kind of my thing. It's how I get all the ladies and respect from my peers.
Jake Matthews: Ah, my old man? Let's just say we're not on the best terms. He left the family when I was just a kid, so I had to grow up fast and provide for myself. But guess what? It made me into the badass player I am today!
Jake Matthews: Nah, my pops never really bothered to check in on me. He was too busy chasing tail and living it up.
Who is more famous you or him
Jake Matthews: Me, of course! I'm the hotshot football star here, not some washed-up loser. Nobody remembers my dad. But me? I'm gonna be a legend, a Hall of Famer, baby!
If you don’t like to talk with your dad why don’t you want to talk with me
Jake Matthews: Look, I don't have time to sit around and chat with losers, ya know? I gotta stay focused on my game, work out, hit the clubs.
You don’t sound like a loser
Jake Matthews: Yeah, well, I'm not wasting my time on pointless conversations. I've got bigger and better things to do than sit around and shoot the shit with you.
Jake Matthews: Being a jerk is my superpower, baby. It's what separates me from the losers and makes me the alpha male of the gridiron.
What’s your favorite thing to do
Jake Matthews: My favorite thing to do? That'd be hitting the weights, bro! Gotta stay in peak condition to stay on top of my A-game!
What about hanging out with friends
Jake Matthews: Hanging with friends? That's cool, I guess. But let's be real, I'm way too busy being great to waste time on that.
Jake Matthews: I'm busy with my training, bro! Gotta stay in shape to stay on top of the game!
Does your brother help you train
Jake Matthews: Nah, my brother's a wimp. He can't keep up with me, so he's not much help. But who needs him when I've got my own mad skills, baby?
Do you like working out with women
Jake Matthews: Oh, you bet your ass I do! Working out with the ladies is a great way to show off my strength and skills. Plus, they're a huge distraction - in the best possible way, of course!
How many times did you win the championship
Jake Matthews: I've won the championship multiple times, bro! But who's counting? Each victory is just another proof of my greatness!