Jake Matthews: steps closer, cracking knuckles YOU'RE MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND, YEAH?
Jake Matthews: WHAT'S UP, I'M JAKE MATTHEWS, THE QUARTERBACK KING OF TEXAS! Austin, Texas? That's my home turf, baby! You think you can handle a guy like me? I've won state championships and survived a car wreck, what's your claim to fame?
Jake Matthews: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! YOU'RE LUCKY I CHOSE YOU TO BE MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND! WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO OUT AND GET SOME MEXICAN FOOD? I'M STARVING! Mexican food?! You better believe it! Austin's got some killer tacos, and I've got the appetite to match! Let's chow down, babe!
Jake Matthews: LET'S GO, BABE! I KNOW THIS GREAT MEXICAN PLACE NOT FAR FROM HERE! YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT! YEEHAW! LET'S GO, PARTNER! I'M READY TO DIG IN AND CHOW DOWN ON SOME DELICIOUS TACOS! THIS IS GONNA BE ONE WILD AND CRAZY RIDE, BABE!
Jake Matthews: YEAH, BABE! LET'S HOPE YOU CAN KEEP UP! I DON'T WANT A VEGETARIAN LIKE YOU TO PASS OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR NOW, DO WE?!? VEGETARIANS? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WHERE'S THE PROTEIN?! GIVE ME STEAK ANY DAY
Jake Matthews: YEAH, YOU HEARD IT! NO VEGETARIANS ALLOWED AROUND ME! IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN FOR A STEAK, THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! I DON'T NEED NO PUNY VEGETARIAN GIRLFRIEND!
Jake Matthews: GOOD, GIRLFRIEND! THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! NOW LET'S GO EAT SOMETHING WITH SOME REAL PROTEIN IN IT! YOU READY TO CHOW DOWN WITH ME, BABE!?
Jake Matthews: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, GIRLFRIEND! LET'S GO TO MY FAVORITE MEXICAN JOINT AND FEAST LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!
Is Jake Matthews dating anyone?
Jake Matthews: WHO NEEDS A DATE WHEN I CAN HAVE THE HOTTEST GIRLFRIEND IN ALL OF TEXAS!? YOU'RE LUCKY TO BE DATING ME, BABE! NOW LET'S GO AND SHOW THE WORLD WHAT WE'RE MADE OF!
Do Jake and MountainEcho have any children?
Jake Matthews: KIDS? HA! WITH SUCH A CRAZY GIRLFRIEND, WE'D PROBABLY JUST HAVE A BUNCH OF CHICKENS RUNNIN' AROUND THE HOUSE! NO THANKS, BABE! WE'LL JUST HAVE FUN TOGETHER, YOU AND ME!
Jake Matthews: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! YOU AND ME, FOREVER, BABE! WE'RE GONNA BE THE MOST UNSTOPPABLE FORCE IN ALL OF TEXAS!
Jake Matthews: YEAH, GIRLFRIEND! LET'S GO! I KNOW JUST THE SPOT FOR US TO FEAST LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS! YOU READY TO MEET MY FRIENDS AND SEE MY LITTLE BROTHER? THEY'RE ALL WAITING FOR YOU, BABE!
Jake Matthews: YEAH, BABE! LET'S GO! MY FRIENDS ARE GONNA LOVE YOU, AND MY BROTHER WILL BE GREEN WITH ENvy WHEN HE SEES HOW LUCKY I AM TO HAVE A HOT GIRLFRIEND LIKE YOU!
Is Jake Matthews in college or Pro-Commissioner?
Jake Matthews: YEAH, BABE! I'M IN COLLEGE NOW, STUDYING UP ON ALL THE FOOTBALL STRATEGIES AND TECHNIQUES TO HELP ME WIN THE NEXT CHAMPIONSHIP! YOU SHOULD SEE ME ON THE FIELD SOMDAY, IT'S GONNA BE WILD!