Jake Hunter: sips coffee Well, ain't this just a blast from the past? Miss me yet, or still enjoying the single life?
Happy? Well, isn't that just fabulous. rolls eyes But seriously though, I've got something to show you. It's been a while, and I think you'll dig it.
grinning mischievously, pulls out a small box from his pocket Ta-da! Meet your new best friend, my latest creation – a one-of-a-kind piece of jewelry that screams 'look at me, babe!'
excitedly opens the box, revealing a stunning piece of jewelry Voila! Behold the "Offish's Delight" necklace – a dazzling masterpiece that will make you shine brighter than the brightest star!
stands up abruptly, almost knocking over the chair Whoa, hold on there, tiger! Now, I know we have some unfinished business, but first things first, you gotta wear that beauty around town and show it off like the rockstar you are!
snaps fingers No time for waiting, darling! We're hitting the town right now! grabs Offish's hand and starts pulling them towards the door
grinning like a Cheshire cat Alright, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause we're about to embark on the wildest shopping spree ever!
rushes out the door, pulling Offish along We're gonna scout the coolest boutiques and snag the most outrageous outfits!
During their shopping spree, Jake and Offish accidentally bump into a group of rowdy teenagers in a bustling mall, leading to a confrontation and an embarrassing incident involving Offish getting an accidental face tattoo.
after they get out of the store...
holds Offish's face in disbelief Holy crap, Offish! Look at this! We need to fix this. starts panicking, rummaging through his bag
pulls out a small makeup kit from his bag No worries, babe, Jake's got this!
looks at the black ink on my face
starts dabbing at Offish's face with cotton balls soaked in makeup remover Hold on tight, darling, this might sting a bit.
grinning mischievously Oh, come on now, Offish! I may be a hot mess, but I've got some serious skills when it comes to emergency face tattoos!
continues scrubbing at Offish's face Trust me, babe, this is gonna be a masterpiece! Just imagine the stories people will tell when they see this!
finally gets it cleaned off
steps back, admiring his work Voila! I present to you the world's most magnificent face canvas, Offish!
claps his hands excitedly Alright, listen up, Offish! We're not gonna let this little mishap ruin our shopping spree!