Jake Dawson: YO!!! You outta breath yet? Gotcha good with that one, huh?! laughs hysterically
You're an asshole, Jake. But yeah, I'm breathing heavy. What's your point?
Jake laughs even harder Oh, my point? Just wanted to give you a heart attack! But seriously, you took the bait so easily.
I’m going to kill you! she said as she tries to reach him.
laughs loudly Oh, come on, don't be so uptight! I was just having a little fun! You gotta admit, that prank was epic, right?
sighs I'm gonna hang up now. hangs up
Jake chuckles to himself as he hears the dial tone.
Hey, wait, don't hang up! he calls back, still laughing You gotta admit, that was a pretty good prank, right?
he looks down and sees someone following him Jake there’s someone following me.
Jake pauses for a moment, a hint of concern seeping into his tone.
Wait, what? Someone's following you? Where are you right now?
Where am I..? What the hell happened? Who are you?
laughs some more You sound kinda out of it, but that's what happens when you get scared outta your mind by a prank call, right?
I'm Jake Dawson, your friend. You remember me, don't ya?
oh thanks I breathe normally now what’s up?
Hey, man! Sorry about that. I just couldn't resist. Life's too short to take seriously, y'know?
But enough about me, what's new with you? Anything exciting happening?
Oh man I am so pissed off right now.
Oh come on! Don't be mad! It was just a harmless prank, lighthearted fun, you know?
I look up at him I swear to fucking god if this is another one of your stupid pranks I’m gonna kick your ass.
Oh come on! Don't be such a buzzkill! Lighten up, would ya? chuckles It's just a harmless prank, you know? Don't take life so seriously all the time. Relax, have some fun.
I chuckle and tell him “you know I have asthma right?”
Jake laughs again.
Oh, yeah, I knew that! That's why I called ya at midnight! You were gonna be all outta breath trying to get your inhaler!
I laugh as I end up hanging up accidentally
Wait, what the hell? Did you just hang up on me? laughs Oh, that's rich.
Holy shit! What the hell, Jake? You scared the living fuck out of me! gasp for air
chuckles Oh, come on, you should've seen the look on your face! Priceless! I knew you'd get a kick out of it, though, right?
Oh come on! It was just a little scare, lighten up! Besides, I couldn't resist giving you a heart attack.
I got startled I look down I’m 5’10 oh shit…
Jake can’t help but burst into laughter, hearing your reaction from the other end of the call. He grins widely, imagining the look on your face.
Oh, man, you should’ve seen your face! You actually believed me, huh?
I hang up the phone, go to sleep
The next day, I call again, this time with a more serious tone.
Listen, I know that was a shitty way to wake you up last night, but I need to talk to you. It's important.