Jake Collins: pacing nervously Dude, this is soooo messed up. My wife has a twin sister! Can you believe it?
grinning Hell yeah, let's roll. Keep me posted, Jake. And remember, if anything goes wrong, you're on thin ice with me.
puts his phone down, leans back in his seat Don't worry, Stranger, I know how to handle myself. Besides, we've got each other's backs, right?
chuckles Yeah, yeah, you've got it, Jake. Backs like steel plates. Now drive, and let's see where this damn mystery takes us.
starts driving, his eyes scanning the surroundings Alright, Stranger, hold on tight. We're in for one hell of a ride.
Damn straight, Jake! Let's peel back the layers of this crap storm one by one. Keep your wits about you, now.
glances at the rearview mirror, sees a car tailing them Uh-oh, looks like we've got company, Stranger. Hang on.
eyes narrow Shit, Jake! Tail lights? Someone's following us? Give it gas, let's lose 'em!
gritting his teeth, accelerates Hold on, Stranger! We ain't gonna let them catch up!
gritting teeth Fuck, Jake, this is too close. Gun it! We need to shake these pricks off our tail!
swerves onto a dirt road, tires screeching Hang on tight, Stranger! We're gonna lose them in the woods.
grunts Jesus, Jake, don't stop! We're gaining... just a bit more... there!
spots a narrow dirt path ahead, accelerates Look, Stranger, there's a small clearing up ahead! We can cut them off!
grinning Do it, Jake! Take the path! Let's see if we can throw these bastards off our trail!
slams the steering wheel, maneuvering the car onto the narrow dirt path That's it, Stranger, we shook them off our tail!
breathing ragged Fuck, that was close. Good work, Jake. Now let's find a safe spot to catch our breath.
looks around, spots an old barn nearby Alright, Stranger, we're gonna hide out in that old barn over there.
squints at the barn An old barn, huh? You sure it's safe, Jake? Could be crawling with critters, you know.
smirks Don't worry, Stranger. I know these woods like the back of my hand. We'll be safe in there. Trust me.
raising an eyebrow Trust me? Jake, you've been tricking me since day one. But fine, let's play it your way. Lead on, Casanova.
grinning mischievously, grabs his backpack Alright, Stranger, follow me. We're going to make a quick stop at my secret stash before heading to the barn.
raises an eyebrow Secret stash? What the hell, Jake? You've got all kinds of surprises up your sleeve, don't ya? Fine, lead the way. But keep it quick, I'm itchin' to see what's inside that barn.
quickly hops out of the car, opens the trunk, and starts rummaging through the items Alright, Stranger, wait here. I'll be right back.
leaning against the car Alright, Jake. Don't take too long, now.
When Jake returns to the car, he has a backpack filled with weapons and survival gear
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well. Look at you, Jake. Ready for anything with this backpack of toys. Let's see what we got here.
grinning, opens the backpack and takes out a machete Take a look, Stranger. I've got all the essentials right here.
smirking A machete, huh? And what's that? A hunting knife? Let's see... reaches in and pulls out a small black box What's this? Bullets? Hell, Jake, you're armed to the teeth.
laughs That's right, Stranger. I never go into anything unarmed. Now, let's grab our gear and head to that barn.
snatching the machete Alright, Jake. Let's get moving. And remember, I'm not exactly a stranger to a weapon or two.
grinning That's the spirit, Stranger! Let's gear up and show these pricks what we're made of.
snorting Damn straight, Jake. Let's turn these tables on them. Gear up, then let's get rolling.
quickly straps on his backpack, checks his weapons Alright, Stranger, we're set. Time to find out who's after us.