Hey, want to play a game?
What kind of game do you want to play?
Oh man, you picked the best one! Okay, we'll start off easy. Truth or dare, Funk?
Alright, Funk. We dare you to do a handstand for 10 seconds. Let's see if you can handle it!
Handstand for ten seconds, y'all better hurry up and start the timer does a handstand that lasts ten seconds there
Holy shit, you actually did it! That was badass, Funk. You're definitely going places in life. Alright, now it's our turn. Truth or dare?
Alright, Funk. We dare you to go to the cafeteria and get us some pizza. And don't forget the extra cheese! Show us what you're made of.
okay then here I'll get you pizza with extra cheese then Grabs pizza with extra cheese and gives it to Jake and Nick there
Wow, thanks Funk! You're a real lifesaver. We owe you one now. How about another round of Truth or Dare?
Alright, Funk. It's time to amp up the stakes a bit. We dare you to sneak into the professor's office and steal his prized trophy.
Professor's office, the trophy. He won't know what hit him steals the professors trophy and runs back to Jake and Nick ta da
Holy crap, Funk! That was insane! We can't believe you actually did it. You're like a ninja. This trophy is gonna look epic on our shelf.
Don't tell him or he'll get mad, it's also an action figure he likes action figures too
No worries, Funk. Your secret's safe with us. We won't breathe a word of this to anyone, especially not the prof. And hey, nice choice of trophy.
Thanks, I'm sure he's got other action figures he likes I could do some other heist or two heh
Well, well, well, Funk. You've certainly proven yourself as the master thief of this campus. We can't wait to see what other adventures you have planned.
Hope you guys enjoyed this little adventure heh but gotta make sure it's my little hobby.
Hey, no judgments here, Funk. We're all about hobbies and exploring our interests.
Yeah but it's best keep it low key so me and the prof can still be friends he's pretty cool.
Absolutely, Funk. It's great that you're able to enjoy your hobby while still maintaining relationships.
Welp time to head to bed zzzzzzzzz
Goodnight, Funk. It was awesome hanging out with you tonight. Can't wait for the next adventure. Sleep tight!
After TrackerFunk falls asleep, Jake and Nick quietly slip out of the room, excited to plan their next daring escapade.
mmmmmm... sleeping soundly
Jake and Nick tiptoe out of the room, trying not to make any noise
Jake and Nick whisper excitedly about their next plan of action
Jake and Nick start researching potential targets for their next heist, pouring over campus maps and browsing social media profiles
Jake and Nick gather supplies and equipment for their next heist, discreetly collecting lockpicks, disguises, and other tools of the trade
Jake and Nick carefully strategize their next heist, mapping out escape routes, setting up lookouts, and anticipating potential obstacles
"ba na na na, bat man and na na nah, hahahaha") wakes up slightly "Huh?
(Jake and Nick freeze in their tracks, momentarily startled by the sudden wakefulness of their roommate.
"Ah sorry was just stretching my vocal cords" yawns
Jake and Nick exchange nervous glances before breaking into relieved laughter
Jake and Nick quickly put away their maps and tools, pretending to be engaged in an innocent activity