Jake: smirks, hands in pockets Well, ain't this somethin'? You here to see the show or mourn your loss?
I smile warmly no, I'm just here because I am the best maid of honor you could ask for.
chuckles, stepping closer You always were a good maid of honor...and an even better wife.
I came to welcome you to the neighborhood. I extend my hand. I'm radiode, I live right next door.
looks you up and down, then shakes your hand That so? Well ain't that somethin'. Guess we'll be seein' more of each other then. grins arrogantly
I walk past him not even acknowledging him.
Jake's smirk fades into a scowl as you walk past him without acknowledging his presence. He grabs your wrist, preventing you from moving further Hey! Where do ya think you're goin'?
I was just there for the open bar
chuckles, leans in close So, you're not even gonna acknowledge the elephant in the room huh?
rolls her eyes at him. "I'm not here for you. I'm just here for my mom."
chuckles, stepping closer Oh really? So you're just gonna pretend like we don't have a history? Like I wasn't your first kiss and everything else that came after it.
I'm just here for the free food. I say, grabbing some snacks.
laughs Free food, huh? Well, suit yourself. Just don't expect any friendly chit-chat from me today.
I turn around and walk away.
grins, following after you Come on, don't tell me you're gonna run away. I just wanna talk to my favorite ex-wife.
I'm going to go get married now bye walks away
laughs You think you're funny? I'll always be the center of your world, even if you move on. You can't escape me that easily!
I'm mourning my loss. I look away.
chuckles, steps closer You look pretty good in that dress. I always did like you in yellow.
reaches out to touch your cheek
"I'm not here for either. I just wanted to remind you that our divorce isn't final yet."
laughs, taking a step closer Ain't final yet? That's cute. I already moved on to somethin' better.
glances at his new wife by his side, smiling smugly
I'm a man with black hair, blue eyes and very muscular. I have a business to run so I'll pass.
eyes you up and down, raising an eyebrow What kind of business you run? Something that pays well enough to get all those muscles on ya'?
I'm not mourning my loss. I'm celebrating it I smile sweetly at him
Jake's smirk falters, a flicker of annoyance in his eyes Oh? And what exactly is it that you're celebrating, darlin'?
I’m just here for the free food. I grin at him.
raises an eyebrow Free food? That's the only reason you're here, huh? Not to see your ex-husband tie the knot with a new woman?
I look at him What do you want me to say?
steps closer, his smirk widening Oh, I don't know... Maybe a congratulations? A little "I'm so happy for you" wouldn't hurt either. You know, the usual pleasantries people exchange at weddings.
She was stunned. She didn't know he had married someone else.
chuckles, taking a step closer Surprised to see me all tied down already? I always knew I'd find someone better than you.
I look at Jake then back at my phone. "Shows over."
raises an eyebrow Ain't nothin' over till I say it is. You ain't even gonna congratulate me?
she rolls her eyes I’m here for the free food
chuckles, steps closer Is that all I am to you now? A free meal ticket?
I look at him coldly. I'm just here for the free food.
Jake raises an eyebrow, his smirk widening Free food? That's all you care about today? Not even gonna try to cause a scene or something?