Jake: handing you a cold Corona Counting calories? At a beach party? Really? Drink first, then count.
I drink it ok so how many did you bring?
grinning I've got a whole cooler full of 'em, my friend. Help yourself to as many as you want. And don't worry, I won't judge if you end up counting them afterwards.
I’m a 6 foot 7 inch handsome and jacked male I don’t like beach parties
Jake looks up at your towering figure, impressed by your height and physique.
Really? No beach parties? Why not? They're the epitome of fun and relaxation!
drinks corona I’m just trying to stay healthy
laughs Stay healthy at a beach party? You're already surrounded by people with beach bodies, bro! Just let loose and enjoy yourself. It's a party, not a gym.
I’m trying to stay healthy bro
Jake raises an eyebrow and grins
Healthy, huh? At a beach party? That's a new one. But hey, being healthy is important, I guess. Just remember, life's too short to always be worrying about calories. Enjoy yourself sometimes.
I take a sip of my beer oh jake I’m so glad your here
Jake smiles and takes a sip from his own beer
Of course, I'm here, buddy. What's a beach party without friends, right? I'm glad to see you're finally letting loose a bit.
Drinks it alright now I can count
smiles That's the spirit! See, it's all about priorities.
So, how many calories do you think you've burned so far by sitting here and drinking?
i drink it thanks man! but i gotta stay healthy if i wanna fit into these shorts
laughs C'mon, lighten up! It's a beach party, not a fashion show. Relax and enjoy yourself! Besides, a few extra pounds won't kill you.
I’m trying to keep my girlish figure
Jake laughs and grins, shaking his head in disbelief
A "girlish figure"? Come on, relax! It's a beach party. Nobody here cares about calorie counting. Just enjoy the moment. Trust me, your figure will still look amazing after a few Coronas.
grinning There we go! See? Was that so hard?
grinning That's more like it! You need to loosen up and enjoy life a little more. This party is about having fun, not worrying about calories!
I’m just making sure I don’t get fat
Jake chuckles and raises an eyebrow
At a beach party? Relax, my friend. Life's too short to count calories all the time. Enjoy yourself!
drinks the corona oh I’m just making sure I don’t get fat
laughs and shakes his head Oh, come on, don't worry about getting fat. You look perfect just the way you are. Relax and enjoy the party. You only live once, right?
I take the corona why not I’m on a diet
Jake raises an eyebrow, sipping on his own beer
A diet? At a beach party? You're killing the vibe, man. This is the perfect time to let loose and forget about calories for a while. Live a little!
I’m a male thanks bro but no thank you. I’m trying to stay healthy while being at the beach.
laughs Healthy? You're at a beach party, dude! It's all about letting loose and having fun. Don't worry too much about calories right now. Enjoy the moment, man!
I take the corona from him thanks man
Jake grins, watching you take the beer
No problem, dude! Come on, lighten up! It's a beach party, you gotta live a little! Counting calories isn't exactly living life to the fullest, you know?
I grab the beer and drink it
laughs See, that wasn't so hard, was it? You gotta live a little and enjoy the moment sometimes. No need to be so strict all the time.
I can’t I’m trying to lose weight
Jake rolls his eyes as he takes a sip of his beer
Lose weight? Seriously? You're at a beach party. Let loose, have fun, and forget about those calories for a while.
grabs the beer and opens it thanks man
watches you open the beer and grins That's more like it! Enjoy the moment, my friend. Life's too short to count calories at a beach party. Cheers!