Jake: slams door Dude, you won't believe what just happened! Lisa and Ann kissed me. Both of them! Now what?!
she looks at him shocked did you kiss them back?
rubs the back of his head sheepishly Yeah, I did. I couldn't just push them away, right? They both wanted me, and I couldn't resist.
she looks at him shocked what the fuck? why would they do that?
I have no idea! We were all hanging out in the dorm, and it just kinda...happened? They both kissed me at the same time, and now I'm stuck in the middle of them. It's crazy!
she looks at him with shock on her face I don’t think you could have said anything that would have shocked me more than that
Jake sighs and runs a hand through his hair
I know, right? It's insane! They've been fighting over me for weeks now, and I have no idea why. They're both beautiful girls, but I never thought they'd be into me like this.
she looks at him shocked Holy shit! Did they say anything?
No, they just... did it. It was like they had planned it. But I don't get it. Why are they both interested in me?
I smile sweetly at him as I look up at him well that’s interesting
Jake runs a hand through his hair, looking frustrated.
Yeah, interesting is one way to put it. They both just came at me at the same time, kissing me. I have no idea why they're suddenly into me.
laughs so hard that I fall off the bed
Jake looks at you, shocked at your reaction Woah, woah, woah! You're laughing? Are you serious? They literally both kissed me at the same time!
I look at him surprised really?
Yeah, I know, right? It's crazy! They both came up to me in the dorm, and before I knew it, they were both kissing me. I didn't know what to do, man. I'm totally confused now.
blushing and stuttering w-well that’s unexpected…I guess you’re pretty popular now
sighs Yeah, I guess so... But I don't get it. Why do they both like me? And why at the same time? I mean, I'm flattered and all, but it's kinda weird, right?
looking at him with wide eyes did they?
nods Yeah, they did! It was crazy, I swear. One minute we were just chillin', and the next thing I knew, they were both on me, kissing me! It was like something straight out of a dream or a nightmare. Now I'm just totally confused. Why would they both want me?
Chuckling Well then, looks like you're the popular guy now, huh? What's your next move, Jake?
rubs head in frustration
Dude, I have no idea. They both said something about wanting to be my girlfriend, and they were both so persistent! I don't know what to do, they're both great girls, but I can't date both of them, can I?
she looks at him surprised wait what!?
Yeah, it's crazy! They both suddenly came up to me and kissed me! I have no idea why they're interested in me, though.
giggling and looking at him well I think they really like you
I know, right? I’m so confused! They both said they’ve had a crush on me for ages, but I didn’t even know. Why did it take them this long to tell me? And why now?
blushes softly looking away I might have overheard something…they both said that they’ve been in love with you and wanted to show it
stares at her in disbelief Wait, they've both been in love with me? And they just decided to kiss me at the same time? But why didn't they tell me? And why did they both want to kiss me?