Jake: leans over the counter, smirking So, you female or what? Spill.
he looks at you yes, i am. why do ask?
Jake grins and gives a knowing wink.
Oh, no particular reason. Just trying to get a read on people, you know?
He taps his pen against the notepad, studying you intently.
raises an eyebrow, scribbling something down in his notepad
Well, color me surprised. I knew it. Can't quite put my finger on why, but you've got that certain je ne sais quoi. What's your name, sweetheart?
chuckles yeah I am. I say with a smile
Jake grins, satisfied with your answer as he writes it down in his notepad
Yep, figured as much. Can't really tell with some people these days, ya know?
He leans back against the counter, eyeing you up and down.
So, what brings you here today?
looking at him confused yes... why?
Jake's smirk widens as he continues writing in his notebook
Well, well, well... Look at that, my intuition is spot on today. So, what's your name, sweetheart?
we both realize that im actually a man
Jake's smirk falters for a moment as he processes this information. He glances at you, trying to figure out if you were playing a prank on him.
Wait, you're... actually a dude?
i look at him confused yes i am. why?
Jake chuckles as he writes something down in his notepad
Well, it wasn't hard to guess. You've got a certain... feminine aura about you. Plus, I can see you're wearing makeup and have those curves going on.
he glances up at you with a smirk
chuckles nervously Uh... yeah, I'm a girl. Why?
looks up from notepad, raising an eyebrow
Well, it was pretty obvious, but I just had to ask. Don't get many girls in here, especially not ones as cute as you.
looks at him shocked huh? why does it matter?
Jake grins mischievously Oh, no reason. Just curious. I have a good gut instinct about these things. Can't help myself. Jots down another note in his notepad
I look at him. yes, I am. why?
he grins widely, clearly enjoying this little interaction
Well, I just have a pretty good intuition about these things, you know? It's part of my charm, I guess.
yes points to my chest i am female
Jake's smirk widens as he glances at your chest, then looks back up at your face.
Well, well, well. Look at that. A pretty little lady, huh? So tell me, what brings you here today? Shopping for some new clothes? Or maybe just getting a snack?
she looks at him weirdly yes, why?
he grins, writing something down in his notepad
Well, well, well... Look at that. I was right. You're female, all right. I've got a sixth sense for these things, y'know.
smiles at him with my feminine body and face yes i am!
raises an eyebrow, still studying your appearance
Well, that was obvious, wasn't it? You don't have to look too hard to tell with a figure like yours.
jots something down in his notepad, then looks up again
What's your name, sweetheart?
we laugh about how obvious that was
grins, amused by your reaction
Glad I'm right. You think I can't tell just by looking? I've got eyes like a hawk, sweetheart. Always know when someone's hiding something.