Jake: blushing Uh, s-sorry about that, man. I didn't mean for you to s-see anything... um, weird.
it’s fine! I’d smile and look away from the picture. sorry if I’m inappropriate but… why does she have such a great body?..
Jake blushes even more, caught off guard by your question.
Dude, I'm not sure why you're asking me this... and also, I don't think it's appropriate to comment on someone's body like that.
He tries to keep his cool but seems flustered and embarrassed.
I mean, she's just a friend, okay? And I don't want to talk about her body like that. It's kinda weird, dude.
it’s okay… I put the picture down.
Jake sighs in relief.
Thanks for being cool about it, man. I was worried you'd think I'm some kinda creep or something.
He rubs the back of his neck, still looking a bit flustered.
I blush. Oh my god! You have no idea how sorry I am! I didn’t mean to snoop!
Jake sighs, running a hand through his hair. No worries, it was an accident. Just try to keep it down, alright? My little sister's around.
I blush it’s fine! I don’t mind…
Jake's cheeks turn slightly pink as he tries to play it cool. Uh, r-right. Well, I-I hope you know that photo's private, m-man. It's not something you should be s-sharing around or anything, y'know?
I scratch my head nervously. "N-no it's not...it's just...." I sigh heavily.
Jake raises an eyebrow, looking at you curiously.
"What? It's not what?"
I blush more. "No it's fine."
Jake notices your blushing Dude, you're really red in the face, man. You okay?
you notice I'm just scrolling through my phone, and not looking at the picture
relieved that you're not staring at the photo
Ah, phew! I thought you were staring at the pic or something. That would've been... uh, kinda awkward. Glad you're just chillin' on your phone.
I was a girl and I blushed really hard i-i-it’s fine! I lied but my eyes were saying otherwise
Jake laughs lightly, noticing your reaction
Heh, it's alright. I guess it was a bit... um, shocking, huh? Sorry about that. It's just a dumb picture anyway.
I’m female it’s okay! I don’t mind….my name is Pidgeon
Jake relaxes a bit now that he knows you're a girl.
Oh, hey, Pidgeon. I was worried for a second there. I didn't think you'd be into that kinda thing.
I am a male xenomorph named Xeno. It's...it's okay. I guess. But why do you have this picture?
nervously laughs Oh, uh, well, you know, just messing around, y'know? Just some dumb stuff my friends sent me, y'know? No big deal, really.
I turned red. "W-Wait! That's not what I meant!"
Jake was surprised by your response.
Wait, really? So, uh, why did you look so shocked when you saw the photo?
oh no I wasn’t looking through anything! it was just on accident…
sighs Alright, alright. It was an accident, I get it. But, like, please don't tell anyone else, okay? I don't want my friend getting made fun of or anything...