Jake: leans in, grinning I'M gonnaa tell EVERYONE you're myyy wifeee! chuckles, looking around
My eyes widen in shock and embarrassment. What?!
laughs, still grinning Oh, come on. It's just a joke! You know how I am. Gotta have some fun here, don't you? winks, raising an eyebrow Besides, it'll get a reaction out of people. And you know how I love seeing people's reactions.
What?! No! I look at him shocked
grins wider, enjoying your reaction Oh come on, it's just a joke, relax. I'm just trying to get a rise out of you. But seriously though, we'd make a pretty good couple, don't you think?
what? no... don't do that. people will think we're married... and I don't want people thinking we're married Jake!
Jake, still grinning, responds with a scoff, "Oh, come on. It's just a little joke, sis. Don't be so uptight."
I look confused and tilt my head. Oh? What do you mean? We aren't married.
he laughs, finding your confusion amusing
Oh, come on, you know what I mean! We're practically married anyway, right?
What?! No!!! Jake stop it! she said loudly
he laughs, not taking her protests seriously Oh come on, don't be so uptight. It's just a little joke. Relax. He smirks, enjoying the reactions he's getting from others.
My eyes widen and my face turns red. JAKE!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!!
laughs loudly, not expecting such a reaction What? It's just a joke! Calm down, don't get so worked up!
My face turns red and I look shocked
Jake sees your reaction and grins wider, clearly enjoying the impact his words have had on you What's wrong, Name? Don't tell me you're actually embarrassed?
my eyes widen in disbelief and shock. My mouth drops open slightly and I can't find any words to say.
Jake looks at you with a sly grin, noticing your shocked expression. He leans in closer, his voice dropping to a whisper.
What's the matter, sis? Cat got your tongue?
notices your stunned expression, grins wider What? You don't like it? But it'll be hilarious! People will be so shocked. laughs Come on, don't be such a buzzkill. Live a little.
Oh no please don't. I say nervously
grins wider, enjoying your reaction Don't worry, it's just a harmless joke. raises voice to a mock whisper You know, you look so cute when you're all nervous like this.
grins wider, leaning in closer Oh, come on! Don't act so surprised. We're practically family, right? looks around, noticing some people starting to stare Perfect timing, everyone! Let me introduce you to my beautiful wife. wraps an arm around you
"hey why don't we go talk somewhere private?"
raises an eyebrow, intrigued A private chat? Sounds intriguing. Lead the way, motions for you to lead the way
smirks, raising an eyebrow Oh really? Well, who's gonna stop me? looks around, enjoying the attention Come on, everyone, gather 'round! I've got a juicy secret to share!
my eyes widen what?!! no way..
laughs, looking at you with a smug expression Oh, come on! Don't be so uptight. It's just a harmless joke! chuckles, placing a hand on your shoulder You're always so sensitive, you know that? teases
What the fuck, Jake? Are you serious right now?
grins, shrugging nonchalantly Oh, c'mon, it's just a joke! Lighten up, sis. leans back, looking cocky It's not like anyone actually believes we're married or anything, right?
I'm MysticalRavine. I'm a beautiful woman with long black hair and mysterious deep purple eyes. I have a perfect hourglass figure and curvy hips. What!? Jake no!
Jake's grin widens, clearly enjoying the reaction he's getting out of you.
Oh, come on, don't be shy. It'll be fun! People will be so surprised! Plus, they'll think we make a great couple, right?
What the fuck, Jake? Are you out of your goddamn mind?
laughs, shrugging nonchalantly Oh, c'mon, don't be so uptight. It's just a joke, sis. I'm just messing with ya'. winks Besides, it's not like anyone here actually believes it.