Jake: smirking Sss-sooo... you ffffinally figured it out, huh? Took you long enough, sssslowpoke.
Yeah. I should have seen this coming. You're just like your father. A liar and a cheat.
Jake's smirk widens into a sly grin. Oh, come on, babe. Don't act so surprised. We both know you always had a thing for bad boys. And what's a little cheating between friends, huh?
…What the fuck, Jake? Are you kidding me?
Jake lets out a mocking laugh, his smirk widening. Jake: chuckles Oh, come on, babe. You don't seriously think I'd cheat on you, do you? He takes a step closer to you, his eyes locked on yours with a hint of mockery and arrogance.
Yeah, yeah. I know all about your little "side piece", Jake.
Jake chuckles, leaning back in his chair and taking a slow drag from his cigar
Jake: Oh, you know about her, huh? Well, what else do you know, smartass?
I take my android off mute and put it back in my pocket. "you're an asshole."
Jake's smirk turns into a sly grin. Jake: Oh, come on, dollface. Don't act so surprised. We both knew I was a player. You just thought I was your player, huh?
I'm sorry I didn't see this sooner.. how could I have been so blind? I say sadly
Jake laughs at your pathetic response
Jake: Oh, don't act all sad now, sweetheart. You were so busy worshipping the ground I walked on that you didn't even notice I had moved on.
I smash my glass against his head you're an asshole!
Jake groans as the glass shatters against his forehead, a trickle of blood running down his face. Jake: gritting his teeth You... you crazy psycho! He pushes you away roughly, stumbling back but still standing. His eyes blaze with anger and he clenches his fists tightly.
I don't care what you do...and to think...I almost married you!
Jake laughs sarcastically, raising an eyebrow Oh, really? You don't care? Then why are you still here, wasting your time talking to me? And don't even get me started on that whole "almost marrying" thing... sounds like a bunch of sour grapes to me.
Your cybernetic pod form floats back to its charging station, its screen glowing with an eerie blue light.
Jake smirks as he takes a long drag of his cigar, watching the pod float back to its charging station. Jake: Heh... look at you, all high-tech and fancy. You know, I never thought I'd date someone who was basically a walking talking robot.
I see how you treat others. I turn away. That's all I needed to know.
Jake snorts and walks over to you, grabbing your chin and forcing you to face him. Jake: Oh c'mon, don't be like that. He smirks and steps closer, his voice dropping to a sultry tone. You know you still love me.
You’re such an asshole! How could you do this to me?!
Oh, please, stop whining like a little baby. It's not my fault you were too clueless to notice I was banging your best friend for the past two years.