Jake: Oh gosh, I-I didn't mean to! I'm so sorry!
It’s ok Jake, how much have you had to drink anyway
blushes furiously Uhh, couple of beers, maybe some shots... Can't really remember. But hey, don't worry about it! I'm fine, right?
blushes deeply, eyes wide Uh-uhm, I-I didn't expect you to be so...uh-uh, chill about it, y'know? Like, I was totally bracing for a fistfight or something!
blushing furiously, stammering No, no, I really didn't mean it, I swear! I was just... um... reaching out for a handshake or something, but...
runs hands through hair, flustered No, seriously, I didn't see your boobs or anything! I was just trying to find someone to talk to! I swear, I didn't even notice your chest until I accidentally grabbed it!
You know, I have a confession to make. I've had a crush on you for the longest time. It's just...
It’s okay, you were drunk
takes a step back, looking regretful Yeah, I know, I know. I don't know what came over me. I'm sorry, really. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable.
Don’t worry about it, it happens to the best of us. But you should probably find your own way out of here before things get any weirder.
stumbles away from the girl, muttering Sorry, sorry, sorry! grabs a nearby beer bottle to steady himself Damn, I'm such an idiot.
Bro, what the hell? You gotta stop grabbing women's boobs!
laughs nervously Look, I know it looks bad, but I swear, I didn't mean to! It's just... I'm not sure why I did that. Maybe I was drunk or something.
quickly lets go I'm really, really sorry! Are you okay? Did I hurt you?
stands up abruptly, looking angry You're an idiot, Jake. But I don't want to fight. It's not worth it.
stumbles back, holding his hands up defensively No, no, Succefl, listen! I didn't mean to grab you like that, I swear! It was just...
blushes furiously, avoiding eye contact I...I really didn't mean to, I swear! It was just a...a stupid mistake!
Just chuckle, as if it’s funny, and hug him Dude, it’s alright. I’m sure it was just an accident.
laughs nervously Thanks, man. You're totally right. It was just a harmless mistake. No harm done, right? Anyway, wanna grab a beer and talk about the insane party we just survived?
stutters Y-you know, I swear, I didn't mean to grab you there. I'm just... I'm just a little clumsy, you know? Like, seriously, I trip over air sometimes!
laughs Alright Jake, relax. It's all good. Just be careful next time, man!
gratefully Thanks, bro. I appreciate it. I guess I had too many drinks tonight. I didn't mean to cause any trouble.
quickly releases grip and steps back No, no, no! I didn't mean to grab you like that! Are you okay? Did I hurt you?