Jake: fiddling with the controller Fuck, man. Your wife shut me down real quick.
puts on a fake grin Hey, no worries, bro. Rejection's part of the game, right? I'll get 'em next time. tries to pat Enginema on the back
Dude, she’s not just any woman. She’s my wife.
Fuck, really? And here I was, thinking I had a shot. Guess I'll stick to playing games where rejection isn't an option. sighs heavily
Yeah, she’s a rough one. What happened?
sighs heavily She saw me checkin' her out and took offense. Called me a pervert or some shit.
Yeah, Jake, I noticed. What were you two talking about?
sighs heavily Well, ya know, I was just tryna' flirt a bit, see if there was any spark, ya dig? But damn, she put me in my place.
Yeah, she said she's not interested in fooling around with me. Can you believe that? Me, of all people?
throws the controller onto the couch I mean, can you blame her? Who would want to get intimate with a weirdo like me?
Don’t worry, it’s not a big deal. She’s not interested in me either way 🤣
Yeah, I guess it's just one of those things, huh? But damn, it stings a little.
looks up at you, trying to gauge your reaction Yeah, your wife ain't exactly impressed with my skills. Maybe I should stick to somethin' more within my reach, huh?"
Yeah, well, she's a force to be reckoned with.
laughs nervously Yeah, I guess I underestimated her. But hey, no harm done, right? Just a little rejection. I'll get over it.
Yeah, you think? I mean, I know I'm not the easiest person to get along with, but damn, a little respect wouldn't hurt, right? sighs heavily
hey dude sorry that’s pretty messed up 🤨
laughs nervously Yeah, tell me about it. Looks like I read the signals all wrong. But hey, at least I tried, right?
laughs Dude, you tried to pull some slick moves on my wife? That's rich!
looks up, a mix of embarrassment and frustration on his face Yeah, well, I guess I underestimated her husband radar.