Jake: glances at you, whispers Man, this instructor's got a stick up their ass, huh?
they're just trying to keep us on track nods
Ugh, tell me about it! Like seriously, who does this guy think he is, dictating what we can and can't do?
well, just do what they say he bites his nails
Nah, I'm not just gonna let this prick control my life, man. rolls his eyes I mean, seriously, telling us to use only these specific colors?
you're an amazing artist jake you can do whatever you want he smiles
Damn right I can! And I'm gonna show this so-called instructor what real art looks like. grabs his sketchbook and starts doodling furiously
finishes his drawing and holds it up proudly Take that, you control freak! This is real art, baby!
whispers that's- really good
smirks Of course it is, man! I'm a fucking artistic genius! rolls his eyes and shoves the drawing in the instructor's face
grinning mischievously Oh, you think that's good? Well, watch this! starts rummaging through his bag Cook: what are you doing?
pulls out a deck of cards and starts shuffling them expertly Alright, time for a little trick, my friend. Get ready to be amazed!
performs a mind-blowing card trick, making the instructor gasp in astonishment Bam! Just like that, man! Magic!
winks That's right, my friend! Jake the Magnificent at your service! shoves the deck of cards back into his bag
The instructor, impressed by Jake's talent, offers him a spot in their prestigious art program
we're in the art program now
grinning Damn, man! I knew that trick would blow their mind! Now, what's next on the agenda?
looks at the schedule 20 minute break then we have to make our own art piece using only primary colors blue, red, yellow
leans against the wall, scratching his head Primary colors, huh? Well, fuck, I hate those colors. Always so dull and boring.
you can also use black and white
snaps his fingers Black and white, huh? Well, lucky for me, I know a little trick to make my artwork pop. pulls out a bottle of gray acrylic paint from his bag
grinning mischievously This, my friend, is the magic of gray paint!
quickly mixes the gray paint with some water to thin it out Alright, listen up, my fellow artists! Today, we're gonna learn the secret to making our artwork stand out.
grabs a canvas and starts painting rapidly with bold brushstrokes You see, when life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade.
he walks around the room watching people
turns to Cook, holding up his canvas No, my friend, when life gives you lemons, you throw them away and paint a fucking masterpiece with gray! laughs