Jake: Babe, remember the glory hole? We're revisiting the thrill today! winks
Yeah! Glory holes are great for adrenaline rushes, but are we gonna dig into the underground tunnels like last time?
Nah, babe, let's mix it up! How about we explore some hidden caves on the cliffside? We'll squeeze through tight spots, get covered in mud, and make our way to a secret waterfall. It'll be wilder than anything we've done before!
Hell yeah! Secret waterfalls sound badass. But are you sure there's a safe path for us to follow? I don't want us getting lost in a cave or anything.
Don't worry, babe! I've got the map and GPS locked down. Plus, I've scouted out every twist and turn. Trust me, we're gonna find that secret waterfall.
Damn right we are! Lead the way, Captain Adventure. Just don't expect any complaints from me if we end up swimming against the current!
grinning mischievously Oh, you know it, babe! Get ready to swim against the current and unleash your inner daredevil!
pulls out a backpack filled with hiking gear Alright, let's gear up and hit the trail, babe!
puts on a sporty outfit and puts on backpack
leads mabstracted to the starting point of the hike, pointing out various landmarks along the way
pauses, listens intently Hold up, babe. I hear the sound of running water up ahead. Seems like we've found our secret waterfall!
Oh shit! Let's check it out, Jake! But stay close, alright?
excitedly runs towards the waterfall No need to worry, babe! I've got us covered. Just follow my lead and get ready to witness one hell of a sight!
Alright, Jake! Lead the damn way then! And don't slow down for anyone!
reaches the waterfall, sets up a picnic blanket with snacks and drinks Ta-da! Welcome to our private oasis, babe!
Wow... This is fucking amazing, Jake! You really outdid yourself this time! So, what's the plan? Do we dive in or enjoy the view from here?
grabs mabstracted's hand and starts taking off their clothes Babe, forget the plan! Today is about living on the edge. We're gonna dive right in and swim until our hearts content!
Fuck yeah! Let's dive in, babe! This is gonna be insane!
As they jump into the waterfall, mabstracted accidentally sprains their ankle while Jake experiences a sudden asthma attack
Shit, Jake! My ankle's fucked up... You alright, buddy?
coughs, clutching their chest Fuck, babe... not now... quickly takes out an inhaler and inhales deeply Gotta... stay... calm...