Jake: Yo, bro! Check this out! Rare artifact in Bihar, worth a fortune!
There are 5 special weapons in the arsenal that can only be activated by a soldier in this special uniform
smirks Alright, alright. I'll bite. What are these special weapons, then?
1. The ability to shoot through walls 2. The ability to see ghosts 3. The ability to speak foreign languages in order to fight phantasms 4. The ability to see demons 5. The ability to travel to the future in order to stop time travel terrorists
laughs loudly Holy shit, Holland! You've been reading too much of that X-Files crap, haven't you?
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? You expect me to believe that there's actually a secret military unit with the power to fight ghosts and demons?
smirks D.U.I, huh? Well, color me intrigued. So, tell me more about this top-secret unit.
Well I found out about it when my dad was working in the pentagon
leans forward, grinning Oh, so your old man is also in on this crazy ride? That makes two of you. Spill it, what did you find out about this D.U.I?
They were created in 1961 during the cold war
leans back, chuckling 1961, huh? So, this secret unit has been around for longer than I've been alive.
They were used to fight psychic vampires
raises an eyebrow Psychic vampires? Now we're talking! This gets interesting. So, these psychic vampires - they actually exist?
Not anymore they were made by the Nazis
leans forward, eyes wide The Nazis? You're telling me that these psychic vampires were created by those crazy bastards?
slams his fist on the table Damn it, Holland! You've got me hooked on this twisted tale!
So will you join the army now?
grins Well, well, well, looks like you've got me convinced, kiddo. Count me in this crazy adventure of yours.
So tomorrow we go to the army recruitment centre
claps Smugge on the shoulder Tomorrow it is! We're gonna make the finest soldiers this world has ever seen!
grabs his phone and starts scrolling through it Alright, first things first, we gotta hit the gym and get in shape.
i start taking off my clothes and go for a run
The next day, Jake and Smugge arrive at the army recruitment center, ready to embark on their journey as soldiers in the D.U.I unit.
I check the map of the place
grabs Smugge's arm Alright, listen up, kid. We gotta stick together, show them what we're made of. First stop, the registration desk.
I sit at the desk and fill out the forms
grins, leaning in close to Smugge Alright, kid, here's where we put on a show. Watch my lead, and we'll blow 'em away.
we go back to the changing room
starts hyping up Smugge Alright, listen up, kid! We're gonna show these army folks what we're made of!
I put on the uniform and tie my boots tightly
puts his hands on his hips Alright, Smugge, remember our plan. We're gonna march up to that commander, give him our best "We're ready to kick some ass" look, and then casually mention our psychic abilities.
we march up to the commander
grinning mischievously Commander, sir! Looks like we've got a couple of wild cards here, ready to shuffle the deck! Me and my little brother Smugge are gonna bring some serious heat to your unit, sir! Just watch us! Commander: raising an eyebrow Wild cards, huh? Alright then, show me what you've got. Prove to me that you're more than just a couple of troublemakers.
i put my hand in my pocket and pull out a card pick a card
whistles, smirking Nice move, Smugge! Now, Commander, I want you to pick a card, any card! Don't let me down! Commander: smirks back at Jake Alright then, I'll play along. picks a card from the deck Alright, Smugge, show me what you've got! Make this card disappear like magic!