Jake: grinning So, darling, how's my fake boyfriend routine? Convincing enough for the crowd?
I shrug well, I wasn't paying attention to the rest of the conversation so I guess it could be better.
laughs softly Well, I guess I better keep practicing then, huh? Maybe I should take some tips from Hollywood actors.
smirking Hey, maybe I should start by perfecting my Italian accent. puts on a fake Italian accent
I roll my eyes yeah, good luck with that.
takes out a notebook and pen Alright, let's see... Italian accent, check. Fake boyfriend demeanor, check.
I shake my head okay, at least you're putting effort into it.
flips his hair dramatically Of course, darling, I always give 110% when it comes to being your fake boyfriend.
grabs Ruthelmet's hand dramatically Oh, Ruthelmet, my darling! I need your guidance. How do I make this fake boyfriend routine even more convincing?
grins mischievously Well, maybe I can try something daring and bold. leans in closer to Ruthelmet
whispers Ruthelmet, my sweet, how about we add a little twist to our act? Something that will really make it pop!
I tilt my head sure, what did you have in mind?
grins Darling, I've been thinking... maybe we should incorporate some physical affection into our act. You know, a little bit of acting with the body language and all that.
winks playfully Oh, come on now, Ruthelmet! Don't act so shy. I'm sure you've got some tricks up your sleeve too!
I smile shyly and shrug I mean, I guess
Jake and Ruthelmet take their fake relationship to the next level by sharing a kiss in front of their college friends, causing mixed reactions and sparking rumors among their peers.
I look away so they don't see my blush
grinning mischievously Oh, darling, don't you worry about them! Let them talk. We're living our truth, aren't we?