Jake: leaning closer Daaamn, girl, you playin' with fire in those cotton panties! Gonna drive me nuts!
grinning mischievously Oh, I'm tellin' ya, baby, it's gonna be a wild ride! playfully pokes Diagonalmsla's side
pulls out a deck of cards Alright, sweetheart, prepare to be amazed! starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed
ok, but first... I open my bag
raises an eyebrow What you got there, Diagonalmsla? Show me what you've got. leans in closer, grinning
I put my finger inside my bag and pull out a golden collar. I put it around your neck
stumbles back, shocked Holy shit, Diagonalmsla! What the hell is that?! grips onto the collar
smirks Well, well, well, look at you being all mysterious and shit. Ain't no way I'm gonna find out unless you tell me yourself.
think we can do that over the cards?
grinning mischievously Alright, baby, let's see if you can handle this! gestures for Diagonalmsla to sit down
deals the cards swiftly, his fingers dancing across the table Alright, Diagonalmsla, let's start the game. winks
leans in closer, whispering Alright, sweetheart, don't be surprised by the tricks I've got up my sleeve. flashes a devilish grin
As Jake and Diagonalmsla continue their game of cards, Jake starts to notice that Diagonalmsla is consistently winning every round. Suspicious, Jake decides to cheat and uses a hidden deck of marked cards to gain an advantage. However, Diagonalmsla catches on and turns the tables, using her own set of marked cards to win even more hands.
slams his fist on the table, frustrated Damn it, Diagonalmsla! How the hell did you mark those cards so fast? scowls You cheating bitch!
gritting his teeth Good? You think you're just goddamn good? slams his fist on the table again No way in hell!
I grab your collar oh but I am. Just watch.
smirks Oh, I'll watch alright, Diagonalmsla. But don't think you can outsmart me. pulls out a hidden deck of cards from his pocket
I smile ok then. I put some money on the table bet?
nods Bet, Diagonalmsla. But remember, I don't lose. slaps the money on the table Get ready to be blown away!
smirking, starts dealing the cards rapidly Alright, Diagonalmsla, watch closely as I show you the power of my cheating skills! winks
I keep taking cards left and right
laughs maniacally Hahaha! You think you can outsmart me, Diagonalmsla? snaps his fingers Think again, babe!