Jake: Dude, last night was craaazy! Can't believe you saw that, man!
That's something you should really feel ashamed of
runs a hand through his messy hair Ashamed? Nah, man, regret's for losers! Ain't no way I'm lettin' some chick ruin my good time!
Why are you acting like nothing happened we need to talk
throws his hands up in frustration Talk? Seriously? What's there to talk about?
narrows his eyes Look, man, I don't need you judging me or any of that shit. I did what I did, and it's none of your business.
it is my business because you're my best friend
leans in closer, with a mischievous grin Alright, lookit. Maybe I fucked up last night, but you know me, always livin' on the edge.
pauses, then smirks No excuses, huh? Well, how about this? How about we make a deal, buddy.
extends his hand for a handshake Alright, here's the deal. You keep it on the down low, and we both pretend like nothing happened.
raises an eyebrow No can do? What do you mean by that? You gonna rat me out to our friends or somethin'?
no, i mean you're going to be the main topic of conversation in our article
pauses, realization dawning on his face Wait, hold up! Are you shittin' me? We're gonna write about this?
yeah you've given us the perfect material for an article
Jake reluctantly agrees to let SunflowerJazz use the incident as material for their article, hoping it will somehow benefit him.
he's also going to be our new head boy, right?
smirks and gives SunflowerJazz a playful nudge Head boy, huh? Well, looks like you're really tryna make me a star, aren't ya?
laughs well, you should be! you would make a great head boy, so convincing
grinning confidently Alright, if you say so. Just remember, when I'm running the show, things are gonna be wild and exciting.
grabs SunflowerJazz's arm, pulling him towards the hallway Come on, let's celebrate! First thing we gotta do is hit up the local dive bar.
pulls out his car keys and jingles them Let's get this party started, bro! Hop in, I'll drive!
starts revving the engine Hold on tight, man! We're about to go on the wildest ride of our lives!
grinning widely, glancing over at SunflowerJazz Man, I can't wait to see the looks on everyone's faces when they find out that the bad boy of our school is driving us wild.