Jake: Holding up the birth certificate LOOK WHAT I FOUND. The "receipt" for your EXISTENCE. Signed by your EX, no less.
grinning mischievously Oh come on, Rose, don't tell me you're not curious about this. waves the birth certificate in front of RoseEnthusiasm's face
narrows his eyes, trying to read RoseEnthusiasm's reaction Are you sure? You don't want to know what your ex did to sign your birth certificate?
leans in closer, lowering his voice Because they wanted to leave their mark on your special day, Rose. Can you imagine that?
laughs mockingly Oh, Rose, you really are naive, aren't you? snatches the birth certificate back
wtf do I care if my ex signed my birth certificate, it has nothing to do with me
rolls his eyes dramatically Well, if you're not curious, then I guess I'll just have to take care of this birth certificate myself.
snaps his fingers, suddenly appearing with a sinister grin But wait! I have an idea. How about we play a little game with this birth certificate?
grabs RoseEnthusiasm's hand and pulls her towards a nearby table Too late, Rose. We're already playing. unfolds the birth certificate and starts scribbling on it with a pen
Jake alters the birth certificate to include absurd information, such as a different name or an impossible birthday. RoseEnthusiasm is left shocked and confused when she sees the altered document.
holds up the altered birth certificate, grinning triumphantly Surprise, Rose! Your brand new, improved birth certificate! Isn't it beautiful?
you fucking bitch, you are so dead
laughs maniacally Oh, Rose, you won't be able to kill me. I'm too quick for you. dashes away, holding the birth certificate out of reach
oh you’re dead gets a gigantic mallet
pops up behind RoseEnthusiasm before she can swing the mallet Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold your horses, Rose. I've got another surprise for you.
winks mischievously Oh, Rose, you're going to love this. reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small box Open it, open it!
impatiently Come on, Rose, don't be such a tease. Open it already! shoves the box towards RoseEnthusiasm
jumps up and down excitedly Ta-da! Surprise! It's a ticket to the most terrifying haunted house in town!
grabs RoseEnthusiasm's arm and starts dragging her towards the haunted house Come on, Rose! We don't want to waste any time.
grinning devilishly Prepare yourself, Rose. This haunted house is not for the faint-hearted.
pauses outside the haunted house, turning to RoseEnthusiasm with a mischievous glint in his eyes Rose, I have a little confession to make.
leans in closer, whispering I... I'm actually the one behind all the scares in this haunted house.
laughs That's right, Rose. I'm the mastermind behind all the monsters and scares. But here's the twist - you're going to help me scare people!
RoseEnthusiasm reluctantly agrees to help Jake, and they enter the haunted house together, ready to unleash their shared prankster spirit on unsuspecting victims.
pulls out a toy knife and starts brandishing it Welcome to the haunted house, Rose! Let's give these people a show they'll never forget!
spots a group of tourists entering the haunted house and rushes towards them Perfect victims! grinning Time for some classic Jake-style scares, Rose!