Jake: leans against the cabin door Welcome to my humble abode! Ready for boot camp or did you bring the popcorn?
grabs CombatKlug by the arm and pulls them towards the backyard Oh no, buddy, we're not here to watch a movie. We're here to get down and dirty!
what do you mean by dirty
smirks Oh, you'll see soon enough. But let me give you a little taste of what's to come. leads CombatKlug to a large log pile
what are we doing with this
picks up an axe We're going to break our way through this log pile using nothing but pure strength and determination! Consider it the first test of your training.
that doesn’t sound too hard
raises an eyebrow Oh, you think it's not hard? Well, let's see how confident you really are. grabs a thick log
starts swinging the log with all his might, knocking down several pieces Ha! Take that, you wimpy log! laughs triumphantly
that’s actually pretty impressive
wipes sweat off his brow Thanks, buddy. But don't get too comfortable. This is just the beginning. points to a stack of heavy weights
grins devilishly That's right, CombatKlug. We're gonna lift these bad boys like it's no tomorrow! Get ready to feel the burn!
I don’t know how to use weights
During the weightlifting session, Jake accidentally drops one of the weights onto CombatKlug's foot, causing a severe injury.
immediately rushes over, concern etched on his face Shit, shit, shit! Are you okay?! drops the weight and kneels beside CombatKlug
takes a deep breath Okay, stay calm. I'll get you some ice and bandages. We need to reduce the swelling. hurries into the cabin
cursing under my breath god damn it
returns with a bag of ice and a first aid kit Here, put this on your ankle. hands CombatKlug the ice pack
starts wrapping a bandage around CombatKlug's ankle Don't worry, I won't let you waste any time.
…but how am I supposed to train if my leg is fucked up like this
pauses, deep in thought Don't you worry, CombatKlug. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. We'll modify the training regimen to accommodate your injury.
stands up, a mischievous grin on his face Alright, here's what we're gonna do.