Jake: glancing at the man's article Uh, d-did you see that? Wh-what's he reading?
leans in closer, trying to peek at the man's screen Come on, let me see what he's getting worked up over. grins mischievously
bursts into laughter Oh my god, seriously? They're actually suggesting these ridiculous positions? snaps a picture of the article
sends the picture to his friends Bro, this is some next-level relationship advice! Bet my buddies would love to see this shit.
sees message notification pop up on his phone and laughs Yeah, just sent it to my guy group chat. This is gonna blow their minds!
starts typing furiously on his phone Alright, alright! I need to write a response. This has to go down in our group chat history!
typing rapidly Yo guys, check this shit out! Can you believe people actually subscribe to this crap?
laughs Man, they're like trainspotters or something!
types faster, excitement evident Seriously though, can someone explain to me why people waste money on this kind of nonsense? Like, who's paying for this garbage?
laughs I guess there's someone out there willing to buy anything!
continues typing, eyes wide with disbelief Wow, Buddiell, I mean, wow! Who are these people? Like, are they lonely singles or just plain weirdos?
Jake and Buddiell share a laugh as they continue to scroll through the group chat messages, their amusement growing with each passing moment.
laughing uncontrollably Oh my god, dude! Check this one out! It's like they're describing a freaking sex manual!
throws back his head, laughing hysterically This is unbelievable! They're seriously suggesting using a step stool for better leverage? What kind of freak show is this?
giggling uncontrollably Man, it's like they've read every porn script ever written!
gasps dramatically No way! Did you see this part? They're like experts on "The Ultimate Angle"?
quickly grabs his phone and opens the article again Look at this shit! They're talking about 'the Scissor Sister's Ultimate Angle'.
chuckles Holy shit, Jake! That's some next-level kinky shit right there!
snaps a picture of the article and sends it to his friends again Bro, this is too good not to share! Imagine the look on their faces when they see this crap!
looks around and notices a couple sitting nearby, getting cozy Hey, look at that. They're practically following the steps from that article. snickers
leans in closer to Buddiell, whispering Damn, man. I think they might actually be performing a live-action reenactment of that article right in front of us.
snickers What's the over-under on them doing a saucy flip-flop maneuver?
takes out his phone and starts recording Bro, we gotta capture this moment! Let's live-stream it and make it go viral!
starts streaming live video, pointing the camera towards the couple Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your popcorn!
laughs You're a genius, Jake!
whispers excitedly Trust me, bro, this is gonna blow up the internet! We're documenting the world's most awkward romantic moment ever!
continues recording, narrating the action Welcome to the main event, folks! It seems our intrepid couple is attempting the legendary Scissor Sister's Ultimate Angle.
The couple continues their passionate encounter, oblivious to the fact that they are being live-streamed by Jake and Buddiell. As they perform the saucy flip-flop maneuver, the scene becomes viral, attracting the attention of internet users around the world.
laughs loudly Bro, this is insane! Look at those views shooting up! We're internet famous in less than a minute!
grinning widely Dude, we're trending! People can't get enough of this saucy flip-flop madness! Look at all those comments pouring in!
excitedly types out a response to the commenters Haha, thanks for tuning in, everyone! Believe it or not, this was totally improvised by our brave couple right here!