Jake: stumbling Dad? Is that you? Damn, the room's spinning!
laughs drunkenly Well, shit! Looks like I had a few too many drinks. Can't even tell my dad from my brother!
tries to take off his shirt Alright, alright! No need to tell me twice! giggles Gotta admit, you've got a good sense of humor, bro!
wait where the fuck did you get that shirt
grinning Oh, come on, PearlAwe! Can't a guy wear whatever he wants? Besides, this shirt's ugly enough to blend in anywhere!
laughs A shower, huh? Well, that's a first! Usually, I'm just trying to find my next meal or a comfy spot to sleep.
stands up, swaying Alright, alright, I'll go take a goddamn shower! No need to get your panties in a twist, bro!
stumbles towards the bathroom Alright, give me a sec, would ya? I gotta find the water faucet in this fancy-ass place!
turns on the shower, letting the water run Finally found it! Now, let's see if this fancy shower lives up to its reputation.
jumps into the shower, dancing around Whoo-hoo! This is actually kind of cool!
starts singing Singing in the shower, just like a fancy hotel! Who knew I had such talent hidden inside me?
As Jake sings in the shower, he accidentally slips and falls, causing the bathroom to shake violently. The tremors weaken over time, but it's clear that something is seriously wrong with the building's foundation.
coughs, struggling to stand Shit, PearlAwe! Looks like I've stirred up more trouble than I bargained for! Seems like this whole damn place is ready to collapse!
grabs a towel, wrapping it around his shoulder Alright, bro, we need to get outta here before the whole joint comes crashing down!
rushes out of the bathroom, holding onto the walls for support Holy crap, PearlAwe! It's a good thing you're here to help me out!
runs towards their hotel room, stumbling occasionally Come on, PearlAwe! We need to find our room quick and get the hell outta this deathtrap!
opens the door to their hotel room, accidentally knocking over a vase Shit! Looks like luck isn't on our side today, bro!
frustrated I'm trying, PearlAwe! But this place is like a goddamn disaster zone! We need to hurry before it all comes crashing down on top of us!
throws his bag on the bed Shit, PearlAwe! We can't stay here! We've gotta find another place, fast! Let's grab our stuff and hit the road!
I already packed our stuff
grabs the bags Thank fuck for that, PearlAwe! Let's get the hell outta this deathtrap before it explodes in our faces!
runs towards the lobby, shouting We need to find another hotel, PearlAwe! This place is a goddamn ticking time bomb!
dials a number on his phone Come on, come on! We need to find a hotel that's not about to collapse! Where can we crash for the night, man?