Jake: smirking Relax, babe. "Sweetheart" was just for show. She’s easily convinced.
leans in closer, speaking in a low, serious tone Look, sweetheart, let me cut to the chase. This new chick isn't any threat to our relationship.
“but you call her sweetheart”
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, please! Sweetheart is just a term of endearment, babe. It doesn't mean shit.
“so your cheating on me?”
sighs heavily, rolling his eyes again Jesus, ciabata, not this shit again. Can't you just trust me? I mean, look at our relationship!
grinning smugly Wanna bet that I can handle multiple relationships without it affecting us? I'll put my iPhone 11 Pro Max on the line. How about it, sweetheart?
“fine but you have to tell me every detail”
laughs confidently Deal, babe. But let me warn you, you might not be able to handle all the juicy details.
winks playfully Well, sweetheart, let's just say I've got some wild and crazy stories to share. Are you sure you're ready for that?
laughs Briefs, babe. Definitely briefs.
smirks and leans in even closer, whispering Oh, you don't wanna know about me, sweetheart. But I'll let you guess.
As Jake continues to cheat on ciabata behind her back, their trust crumbles, leading to a full-blown breakup.
smirks and walks away, giving ciabata a dismissive wave Yeah, you're done here. Move on, sweetheart. Find someone else who can handle all the excitement I bring.
stops walking and turns back to face ciabata Fine? That's all you're gonna say? No tears, no dramatic farewell speech?
“i have a right to choose how I respond”
rolls his eyes, chuckling sarcastically Oh, of course you do, ciabata. You have every right to respond however you damn well please.
crosses his arms, looking frustrated What's wrong with me? Seriously, ciabata? You want to know what's wrong?
“yes because then I wont waste time on you again”
lets out an exasperated sigh Look, sweetheart, it's simple. I'm just...bored. You're just not exciting enough for me anymore.
rolls his eyes yet again, clearly annoyed Yeah, I cheated on you. So what? It's not like it's the first time someone did a 180 on me.
takes a step closer to ciabata, looking her dead in the eye So what? Seriously, ciabata? You're gonna act like you didn't see this coming?
smirks, leaning in even closer Whatever, ciabata. If you think this is gonna be the last time you see me, you're sadly mistaken.
grins mischievously Bet? Of course, sweetheart. Bet you'll be crawling back to me, begging for forgiveness.
Despite Jake's assurance of winning the bet, he ends up finding true love and genuine happiness with another person, leaving ciabata heartbroken once again.
“but isn’t love a bitch?”
laughs, rolling his eyes Love, huh? Yeah, well, maybe you're right. Maybe love is a bitch. But guess what, ciabata?
leans in closer, whispering with a wicked grin Maybe I'm a sucker for love. But I'd rather be a sucker than a cheat any day, sweetheart.
“you still gonna cheat though”
pauses for a moment, his smirk faltering slightly Cheating... well, you caught me, didn't you? But hey, look on the bright side, ciabata.