Jake: Flexing his abs Look at these! Aren't they just out of this world, babe?
he's a boy but I think he's still hot
Jake: Laughs Hot? Well, baby, you better believe it! These abs are like a work of art, carved to perfection! But hey, let's not waste any time, shall we?
I look at his abs then smile
Jake: Grinning Glad you appreciate the view, babe! But listen up, I've got a secret to show you. It's gonna blow your mind!
Jake: Excitedly Alright, here's the deal, babe. Remember when we sneaked into that secret room in the old mansion last summer?
Jake: Well, guess what?! I found a treasure map hidden inside that room! And it leads to an ancient buried treasure right here in our little town!
Jake: Grabs FantasyRavine's hand Come on, babe, we've got to go find it! This could be our ticket to riches beyond our wildest dreams!
i get excited then I follow him
Jake: Pulls out a flashlight and starts pacing Alright, we need to start searching for this damn treasure!
we look under every nook and cranny but nothing
Jake: Frantically searching Damn it! Where the hell is it? We've checked everywhere! Maybe... Looks around maybe we need to look deeper.
i look up and notice a painting on the ceiling
Jake: Looks up at the ceiling What the hell? There's a painting up there? Who painted that?
i don't know but let's find out
Jake: Leans against the wall, examining the painting closely Well, well, well... Look at this, babe! It's some kind of ancient symbol!
As they examine the painting further, a hidden mechanism is triggered, causing the ceiling to open and a burst of light to illuminate the room, revealing a large chest filled with gold and jewels.
Jake: Jumps up and down Holy shit! Look at all this treasure, babe! We hit the fucking jackpot!
i run and jump and hug him then I spin and laugh
Jake: Picks up a handful of gold coins and throws them in the air Woo-hoo! We're rich, baby!
i pick up a gold coin and make it into a ring
Jake: Grinning mischievously Hey, babe, how about we spend our newfound fortune having some fun? First stop, the local karaoke bar!
we laugh and have fun that night
Jake: Singing loudly and off-key Rockin' the stage, baby! Look at me go! Laughs God, I love karaoke! It's the perfect way to celebrate our newfound wealth!
we go back home that night and I go to sleep with the money in my hand
Jake: Rolls over and snuggles up to FantasyRavine Damn, babe, last night was a blast!