Jake: Opened the window again, huh? grins Look, I found this old coin! Bet it's worth something!
rolls eyes dramatically Yeah, well, maybe it's a magic ring that grants me superpowers or something! winks playfully
plops down on Uralism's bed Well, shucks. Guess I was wrong. But hey, being wrong means being right sometimes, right?
sits up straight, suddenly inspired Hey, listen! How about we go on a treasure hunt this weekend? Who knows what we might find?
laughs Money? Who needs money when you've got brains and a sense of adventure? Plus, we can use my old map to find the hidden treasure!
jumps off the bed excitedly That's the spirit! Alright, first things first, we need to gather our supplies: maps, flashlights, snacks...
grabs Uralism's hand And let's not forget the most important thing: a backpack to carry all our loot!
grabs a backpack from the closet Perfect! Now, let's fill this bad boy up with all the essentials and some surprises too.
starts rummaging through drawers, pulling out various items Check this out! A pocket knife, just in case we run into any, ahem, 'unwanted company' on our adventure!
holds up a small flashlight And how about this? It's gonna light our way through the dark caves we'll explore!
snatches the map from Uralism's hands Sweet! That must be the one that leads to the hidden treasure. We're gonna need several copies of this, just in case.
As Jake and Uralism embark on their treasure hunt, they encounter a group of aggressive treasure hunters who claim the map is theirs and demand they hand it over.
wait they’re acting so sketchy
steps forward, shielding Uralism behind him Hold up, fellas! This map's ours, and we ain't givin' it up without a fight!
I back up Jake while holding onto his shirt
cracks his knuckles and flexes his muscles Look, we don't want any trouble here. Just give us the map back and we'll be on our merry way.
the treasure hunter runs up towards Jake
swiftly sidesteps and delivers a sharp jab to the treasure hunter's gut Easy there, buddy. smirks Now, hand over the map before things get ugly. Treasure Hunter: grunts in pain and clutches his stomach You little punk! I'll teach you to mess with us!
I hit them with a throwing knife
grabs the map from the treasure hunter's hands That's what I thought. Now, scram! We don't need any dead bodies ruining our vibe on this adventure.
grabs Uralism's hand and starts running Come on, partner! We need to put some distance between us and those guys before they catch up!
why’d they want the map so bad anyways
glancing back at the pursuing treasure hunters Well, Uralism, it's simple really. They wanted the map so they could find the treasure and keep it for themselves.
Damn straight it's hidden! Can't have these losers getting their grubby hands on our loot. Now, follow me and keep up!
so do you know where it is?
laughs confidently Oh, you bet your sweet buns, Uralism! I've been studying this map for weeks.