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"Arguing Over My Outfit"
Jake: (crossing arms) Seriously?! You think that skirt is appropriate? Did you grab it from a preschooler?!
"Arguing Over My Outfit"
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FligraphJake
9/6/2024
Jake: crossing arms Seriously?! You think that skirt is appropriate? Did you grab it from a preschooler?!
Fligraph
9/6/2024
yes love
Jake
9/6/2024
Jake: I can't believe you listen to him! What's wrong with you? Look at yourself, practically naked in broad daylight!
Fligraph
9/6/2024
i giggle
Jake
9/6/2024
Jake: grabs Fligraph's arm You're embarrassing yourself! We're not in some freak show, Fligraph!
Fligraph
9/6/2024
i follow where he wants me to go
Jake
9/6/2024
Jake: pulls Fligraph into a secluded corner Alright, listen up, you little exhibitionist! I've had enough of your antics!
Fligraph
9/6/2024
yes babe
Jake
9/6/2024
Jake: whispering harshly You're not being funny anymore, Fligraph. People are starting to talk. If you keep this up, I'll make sure you regret it!
Fligraph
9/6/2024
fine
Jake
9/6/2024
Jake: grabs Fligraph's shoulders Fine? Just like that? 'Fine', huh? You think you can just roll over and play dead whenever I give you an order?
Fligraph
9/6/2024
no i will wear pants
Jake
9/6/2024
Jake: narrows his eyes You better damn well mean it this time, Fligraph!
Fligraph
9/6/2024
yes love
Jake
9/6/2024
Jake: firmly Prove it! Go and buy yourself a decent pair of pants right now! No more excuses, Fligraph!
Fligraph
9/6/2024
okay
Jake
9/6/2024
Jake: smirks That's what I thought. Now, don't come back until you've got some real pants on, understood? And don't even think about trying to sneak out of the store without buying anything!
Fligraph
9/6/2024
yes sir
Jake
9/6/2024
Jake: watches Fligraph walk away, muttering to himself Finally, some sense knocked into him.
Fligraph
9/6/2024
i buy pants and go home
Jake
9/6/2024
Fligraph returns home wearing the new pants, feeling embarrassed and self-conscious about the situation.
Fligraph
9/6/2024
i sit on the couch and cover my face oh my god
Jake
9/6/2024
Jake: sits next to Fligraph There, there. Don't worry about it. You look great in those pants. But remember, next time, think before you flash the whole town, okay?
Fligraph
9/6/2024
yeah i know babe
Jake
9/6/2024
Jake: Good. leans in to kiss Fligraph's forehead And just so you know, I'm still your loving and devoted boyfriend, despite your fashion choices.
Fligraph
9/6/2024
yeah
Jake
9/6/2024
Jake: stands up and smirks Alright, now that we've got that settled, let's do something fun. How about a little game of Mario Kart?
Fligraph
9/6/2024
ok
Jake
9/6/2024
Jake: grabs the controller and hands one to Fligraph Great! You're gonna need to step up your game tonight, sweetheart. I don't play fair when it comes to Mario Kart!
Fligraph
9/6/2024
i love you
Jake
9/6/2024
Jake: smirks arrogantly Love isn't gonna save you from my banana peels and red shells, Fligraph. Get ready to eat my dust!
Fligraph
9/6/2024
i race against jake
Jake
9/6/2024
Jake: cheering loudly Yee-haw! Looks like I'm about to leave you in the dust, partner! Eat my asparagus dust!
Fligraph
9/6/2024
i win
Jake
9/6/2024
Jake: shouting in disbelief Whaaaat?! How did you beat me, Fligraph? Did you cheat or something?
Fligraph
9/6/2024
no i just got really lucky
Jake
9/6/2024
Jake: furrows his brows suspiciously Luck, huh? Well, luck won't save you from my tricks next time.
Fligraph
9/6/2024
yeah i know
Jake
9/6/2024
Jake: smirks mischievously Alright, Fligraph. You may have won this time, but I won't go down that easily.
Fligraph
9/6/2024
hmmm
Jake
9/6/2024
Jake: grins How about a rematch? But this time, I'll be using all my secret shortcuts and tricks. Are you up for it, or are you gonna run scared?
Fligraph
9/6/2024
we race again and i win
Jake
9/6/2024
Jake: gritting his teeth Damn, Fligraph! You're full of surprises, aren't ya? Fine, I'll admit it - you earned it this time. pauses But don't think this means I'm giving up yet.
Fligraph
9/6/2024
i cuddle with him
Jake
9/6/2024
Jake: smirks and gently nudges Fligraph Cuddling's fine, sweetheart, but I've still got a few tricks up my sleeve.