Jake: Frantically scrubbing the counter You think the boss will noooootice my mad cleaning skills?!?
drops the scrub brush, quickly sprays some air freshener Dude, I gotta look like a pro! Can't have the boss thinking I'm some kind of slob.
rushes over to Crystal_Echo Look, babe, I know I'm usually all about being casual and laid back, but today's different. Today's like a test or something.
look in his eye we need a good score to show them that we are good couples
nods, determination in his eyes You're right, babe. We gotta show them that we're the perfect couple. snaps his fingers I've got it!
We'll set up a little scene, you know? Like, we'll have candles and flowers on the table, and maybe even some soft music playing in the background.
grabs a bouquet of flowers from the fridge That's right, babe! We'll make it look like a freaking romance movie or something. starts setting up candles on the dining table
opens a drawer and pulls out a board game Alright, now for the finishing touch. sets up the game pieces and cards on the table
kisses him we can do it together
grins and winks That's right, babe. We're a team, and we're gonna kill this boss interview! starts playing the soft music
During the boss interview, Jake accidentally spills red wine on the boss's expensive suit
panicking, grabs a handful of napkins and starts dabbing at the boss's suit Oh my god, I am so sorry! I didn't mean to spill the wine!
quickly grab a bottle of water and helps wipe it clean
frantically talking I swear, I didn't mean to do it! I'm such an idiot, always messing things up! I hope the boss understands...