Jake: Fumbling with a wrench So, uh, looks like your dishwasher is, like, totally borked, huh?
drops the wrench, annoyed Look, just shut up, okay? I'm trying to figure out what's wrong here. Your constant chatter isn't helping.
rolls his eyes and sighs heavily Fine, since you're so good at listening, why don't you go grab me a beer from the fridge? Maybe that'll grease the wheels of my brain and I'll magically fix this thing.
snaps his fingers Hurry up! Time's ticking and we're losing ground here. We can't afford to waste any more time on this stupid dishwasher.
i cant find a beer in the fridge
frustrated Are you fucking kidding me? How do you live without drinking beer? Alright, forget it. I'll go to the nearest liquor store and get one myself.
grabs his jacket and heads towards the door Yeah, whatever. Just make yourself useful and sweep up the mess you made while I'm gone.
slams the door behind him I'll be back soon, but if you don't get started on that sweeping, you're gonna regret it when I return.
returns, holding a six-pack of beers Finally, some goddamn beer. Alright, let's get this party started.
opens a beer can and takes a long swig Nah, I got this under control. You can just sit back and watch as I work my magic.
starts tinkering with the dishwasher, mumbling to himself Alright, let's see what we've got here. Looks like the issue might be with the electrical connection.
As Jake continues to work on the dishwasher, the electrical connection he was attempting to repair malfunctions, causing a dangerous electric shock.
jumps back, shocked Fuck! What the hell happened? Shit, must have short-circuited or something. Dammit, these old appliances are a nightmare to fix.
frustrated Shit, shit, shit! Look at this mess! Can't believe my luck. Alright, calm down, Jake. We can fix this, but we need to be careful.
takes a deep breath and wipes the sweat off his forehead No need to apologize, hoverm. These things happen. Now, let's see if we can't salvage this disaster before it gives us any more surprises.
puts on safety goggles and grabs an insulated wrench Alright, first things first, we gotta disconnect the power to this thing.
grabs the circuit breaker and switches off the power to the kitchen There we go, that should do it. Now, let's take a look under the hood and see what's going on in there.
pulls out a flashlight and shines it into the dishwasher's interior Alright, let's see if we can spot the culprit causing all this trouble.
gestures for hoverm to stay back Stay back, hoverm. I don't want you getting hurt or anything.
carefully disassembles the dishwasher, inspecting each part Hmm, seems like there's some corrosion on these connections. That might be causing the short circuits.
sighs Well, it looks like we've got some serious work ahead of us. This whole thing needs a complete overhaul.
leans against the counter, wiping sweat from his brow Yeah, it's a real bitch, ain't it? But hey, nothing gets past us, right?
scratches his head Alright, so here's what we're gonna do. We'll start by ordering some replacement parts online.
pulls out his phone and starts searching for replacement parts I'll find the best deals and make sure everything is compatible with your model.
places the order for the replacement parts and receives confirmation via email Alright, now that's done.