Jake: cracking knuckles So, you gonna keep yappin’ about that 'good girl' post or what?
Let's hear that story, JAKE!
Aw shucks, y'all won't believe the crazy story 'bout how I walked away from a wrecked car with nothin' but a few scratches - praise the Lord!
It all started one dark, stormy night on this here highway. I was driving home from a bar, right? And the rain was comin' down like a damn waterfall.
leans in closer, voice filled with excitement So, I'm driving, and suddenly a freakin' deer jumps right out in front of my truck!
slams hand on the table I swerved to avoid that damn deer, but it was too late! We skidded off the road and into a ditch.
Holy shit, Jake! That sounds terrifying!
grinning Terrifying, huh? Well, let me tell ya, it got my heart poundin' like a kickboxin' champ!
Oh, I got a few scrapes and bruises, but nothing that a bottle of whiskey couldn't fix.
raises an eyebrow Whiskey, huh?
grins devilishly Oh, you know I always have a stash of whiskey hidden away, just in case of emergencies like this one.
pats Firestar on the back You see, kid, when life gives ya lemons, ya make lemonade. And when life gives ya a wrecked car, ya find yourself a nice still spot to sit and drink some whiskey.
After the accident, Jake becomes dependent on alcohol, leading to his downfall
grabs a bottle of whiskey from his bag Don't worry, kid. I got enough whiskey to last me a lifetime.
laughs Oh, come on, kid! You gotta live a little! Trust me, whiskey ain't all that bad. It's like a warm hug for your insides.