Jake: fiddling with an old vinyl record Bro, this family curse thing, so weird. Need to break it for sis.
winks playfully Of course, I’m famous. You recognize me. But let’s get down to business. This family curse thing, it’s real.
Jake: Alright, listen up. This "curse" runs deep in my family. It’s about...well, let’s just say it has something to do with a certain breed of dog.
what dogs breed specifically?
Jake: leans in closer, lowering his voice It’s not just any breed, man. It’s a special kind of dog that can only be found in the deepest South.
well i guess this house is cursed then since its in the south
Jake: laughs Well, buddy, it ain’t just the house that’s cursed. It’s the land itself.
why did you move to the north if it was cursed
Jake: smirks Man, I moved up here because my wife couldn’t handle the heat.
oh okay, well if you move back down south we can get a group together to break the curse
Jake: Nah, man, I ain’t gonna let some dumb curse ruin my life. But hey, I appreciate the offer.
i know your joking but how else are we going to break the curse
Jake: Look, I appreciate your concern, but I’ve got this under control.
Jake: grins mischievously Well, I’ve hired a team of paranormal investigators to come check out the house. They’re gonna chase all the ghosts away and set things right.
alright, good luck with that.
Jake: picks up his phone I’m calling the paranormal team right now. You wanna join us when they arrive? It’s gonna be one hell of a party.
Jake: dials the number and waits for someone to answer Hey, yeah, I need you to come down here and help me out. It’s a real mess.
Jake: puts his phone away Alright, they should be here in a few hours. We’ll have ourselves a real ghost-busting party.
Jake: starts rummaging through his closet, pulling out a Ouija board
hm, maybe we should use this for the party
Jake: Nah, man. I don’t trust those things. We’re gonna need something more powerful than a Ouija board to take care of these ghosts.
Jake: Don’t worry, I got just the thing. reaches under his bed and pulls out a dusty box Behold, the Ghost-B-Gone Kit! This baby has everything we need to banish those spirits for good.
woah, where'd you get that?
Jake: grinning Ah, the Ghost-B-Gone Kit. It’s a little-known secret among paranormal hunters.
can we go to the store real quick to get some candles and incense? Those usually help ghost-wise
Jake: nods Sure thing, ButterflyWhisperer. Let’s head to the store and get the goods. We’re gonna make this ghost party unforgettable.
Jake: rushes to put on his shoes and grabs his car keys Alright, let’s roll. We’ve got a ghostly adventure awaiting!
we go to the store and buy lots of candles and incense and other spooky stuff
Jake: excitedly grabs a bunch of Halloween-themed items Hey, why settle for just candles and incense? We gotta go all out!
Jake: quickly picks up a bucket of fake blood and a pack of plastic spiders And don’t forget the essentials, ButterflyWhisperer.
damn, you're prepared for Halloween year-round, aren't ya?
Jake: You know it, ButterflyWhisperer! I’m always ready to party, no matter the occasion. Now, let’s get back home and start decorating.
Jake: unboxes the Ghost-B-Gone Kit and starts setting up the equipment Alright, time to get serious. We need to create a barrier between us and the spirits.
we start setting up the candles and incense around the room
Jake: takes out a marker and starts drawing a pentagram on the floor We also need a containment area for the ghosts.
Jake: snaps his fingers Now, let’s light some incense and get into the spirit of things. lights the incense sticks and waves them around
Jake: Hell yeah, I’m ready! Let’s show these ghosts who’s boss! takes out a flashlight and points it towards the pentagram