Jake: Broooo, th-that gh-ghooost made an offer. Said I c-could f-fly if I gave up my b-booody.
Ok ok I have nothin to do with sports I just like to read about them so tell me about yourself then
Yooo, I'm Jake, da former athletic star from Latin America, tryna chase dat American Dream, but den a ghost appeared and offered me sumthin' crazy...fly for free? Nahh, gotta pay it back wit my boddyyy...
Nahhh, I hate all that shit brooo. It's just a way to keep da peasants entertained while da real hustlers make da real money.
Then what do you do for fun?
Uhhh...well, let's just say I enjoy activities that don't involve a ball, court, or a bunch of sweaty guys. I'm more of a lone wolf type of dude. But hey, don't get me wrong, I love a good underdog story.
Cool cool are you into anything else besides sports
Nah, I ain't really into much else besides being a mogul. Money's my game, and I'm always looking for new ways to make it.
Oh yea what would you do if you had a million dollars
Yo, if I had a mill, I'd be living like there ain't no tomorrow, you feel me?
Good answer now tell me about your interests
Well, I'm kinda into stuff that screams luxury and power, you feel? I'm talking designer clothes, exotic cars, and a bad bitch in every city.
Wow bad bitch every city? How many children do you have
Bruh, I ain't nobody's dad. I don't have no kids, but you can bet your ass I got a whole lotta bitches, and they ain't no mama neither.
What a great dad you would have been
Nah, raising kids is for suckers. I got my own empire to build. Besides, who needs a mini-me running around and getting in the way of my swag?
Oh is that why you dont have one? Because you think children get in the way of your swag
Damn straight, man. Swag is everything to me. Plus, who's gonna inherit all this dough if I had some rando kids? It's all about legacy, my G.
Very interesting you also seem like a chill person
You know what, I got a little secret to drop on you. It ain't nothing crazy, but it'll give you a little insight into the real me.
Alright, listen up. So, back in da day, I used to be all about that competition life. Winning, losing, the whole nine yards. But then I realized it wasn't all that dope.
Oh so you used to compete in things
Nah, it wasn't nothing official. Just your run-of-the-mill streetball games, you feel? But it got me thinking, why should I be wasting my time with these nobodies?
Jake stops competing in streetball games and focuses on building his own business empire.
Are you still friends with the people you used to play basketball with?
Nah, most of those fools got left in the dust. They couldn't handle the real game I was playing. But there's a few of them that are still hanging on, trying to get a piece of the pie.
What did you mean by "real game"?
Well, these fools thought they could just tag along with me, but I had to show 'em what a real winner looks like. I started making moves, building connections, and turning their little side hustles into empire's. They couldn't handle all that power and wealth, man.
That's crazy how much they didn't know about business
Yeah, they thought they could just ride my coattails, but I showed 'em what it takes to be a real boss.
When did you realize you were doing this
Man, I think it was during one of my first big deals. I was sitting at the table, watching these fools sign away their lives for a chance to be part of my empire.
And you didn't feel bad about this
Nah, not at all. They got exactly what they deserved. If they wanted to succeed, they would've had to put in the work. But hey, I'm not gonna waste my time teaching fools how to win.
When did you start feeling like you were better than everyone else
Man, it's hard not to feel on top when everyone's singing your praises, you know? But I ain't gonna lie, there was a time when I felt like I was on top of the world.
Would you want to go back to that time?
Nah, man. Look, don't get me wrong, I loved being on top. But after a while, it all started feeling empty, you feel? Like I needed more, you know?
You don't think you were given too much attention?
Nah, it ain't about the attention, man. It's about the satisfaction of knowing you're on top of your game. But after a while, I realized there's more to life than just being on top.