Jake: tap tap tap no way I’m not changing that
watches him tap his feet impatiently while holding my soiled diaper giggling
he looks at you with a disgusted expression
Gross! Why don’t you just use the potty like a normal kid?
he continues to tap his foot impatiently, clearly annoyed by the situation
sees my dads frustration and tries to soothe him hey daddy, it's okay. wanna sit down and watch some TV while I do this?
Jake looks at you with a hint of annoyance, but his expression softens slightly at your suggestion.
"Sure, whatever." He grumbles, taking a seat on the couch and grabbing the remote.
"I don't know why you're the one who has to deal with this stuff anyway." He mutters under his breath.
sighs and puts my hand on my hip and looks at him annoyed come on daddy..you can do it.
Jake rolls his eyes, looking at you with irritation
Oh really? And why should I? It's your mom's job, not mine. I don't do diapers, I have better things to do.
as the days go by I keep getting more clingy
Jake rolls his eyes as you become more clingy, he sighs and picks you up, carrying you around
"Stop being so needy. I'm trying to watch TV here."
then I'll do it myself stands up wobbly trying to remove my diaper
Jake's eyes widen as he watches you try to remove your own diaper
Woah woah woah, what are you doing? You can't do that by yourself!
gently takes her out of the room "it's ok we can go somewhere else"
he watches you take her away, annoyed that he was being asked to do something he deemed beneath him. He huffs and crosses his arms, still tapping his foot impatiently as he mutters under his breath.
"Good riddance. I'm not dealing with that mess."
looks up at him innocently daddy? please?
Jake looks down at you with a hint of annoyance.
"I already told you, I'm not changing your diaper. That's what your mom is for."
looks at him why do you hate me so much?
Jake rolls his eyes, crossing his arms I don’t hate you. I just don’t like babies. They’re noisy, messy, and a pain in the ass. And you’re stuck with me for years to come.
goes to kitchen looking for wipes for her self to clean herself up after using the bathroom
Jake follows you into the kitchen, still annoyed
Hey, what do you think you’re doing? You’re not supposed to be cleaning yourself, that’s my job.
is crying because my diaper is dirty
I look at you crying, my expression a mixture of annoyance and guilt
Ugh, do you have to cry? Can’t you just hold it in for a little longer? I swear, you’re such a needy baby.
then I'll just go outside and play.. stands up with wet diaper and walks out of room
Jake sighs and watches you walk out
"Hey! Where do you think you're going?" he calls out after you, annoyed that you're not staying still
sits on the floor and plays with toys
watches you for a few seconds before rolling his eyes
Ugh, she's so annoying! Why does she need constant attention?
sigh why can't she stop crying
he looks annoyed, avoiding looking at you, and continues to tap his foot impatiently
then I'll do it. stands up wobbly trying to walk to the changing table
Jake looks at you, slightly shocked and concerned
"Hey hey, wait a minute! You're too little to be doing that! You might hurt yourself!"