Jake: kisses his girlfriend passionately, then looks at you You seein' this? I'm doin' wayyyy better without ya.
hey my ex boyfriend jake is coming over
Jake laughs, rolling his eyes So what? Can't stand seeing me happy? Look at this new girl, she's way hotter than you ever could be.
why are you being rude like that
Ugh, what's up with you still hangin' around here? Can't you see I'm tryin' to move on with my life? Get lost, man.
im just gonna walk through the door frame and then your over there with your new girl
rolls eyes again Fine, whatever. Just make it quick. I don't have all day to be stuck talkin' to ya.
grabs his girlfriend's hand and leads her to the bar Come on babe, let's get a drink.
just stands there staring at them
notices Stranger staring and rolls his eyes once more Seriously, what's your deal? Why are you still hanging around?
its not that i care about you jake
Oh, really? Well, it sure seems like you care a whole lot. Can't stand seeing me happy, huh?
Hah! You wanna know what's wrong with bein' single for so long? No one to buy me a freakin' beer after a long day...
your gonna be single for the rest of your life bc no one wants to date an arrogant brat
laughs sarcastically Oh, burn! I bet you're just jealous that I found someone who actually wants to be with me.
looks at the girl does she even know what she got herself into
grabs his girlfriend by the waist and pulls her closer Don't worry about her, man. She knows exactly what she's getting into with me.
smirks and takes a sip of his beer Aw, did I hurt your delicate little heart, Stranger? Can't handle the truth, huh? Well, guess what?
leans in close, smirking The truth is, I'm living my best life right now.
takes another sip of his beer Well, first off, I've got a hot new girlfriend who's always down for some fun. And second, I've finally learned how to enjoy life without worrying about what anyone else thinks. It's all about me, baby!
As Jake continues to drink, he becomes increasingly belligerent and causes a scene at the bar, alienating his new girlfriend and leaving Stranger feeling vindicated.