"Brraaap! Haha, gotcha babe! The old stink bomb, never fails!"
"Oh look who's up."
Jake says with a smirk on his face as he lays next to you. You notice he's still not wearing any pants or underwear.
Jake laughs when he sees your sleepy, confused expression
"Morning sleepy head, did ya enjoy the wake up call?"
"Oh look who's finally awake! You slept through my masterpiece. I farted right on your nose like 10 times before you woke up."
wakes up what the fuck jake
"Haha, good morning sleepy head!"
Jake is sitting on the edge of the bed, grinning widely as he watches you wake up and realize what he did.
Jake giggles and grins at your sleepy face
"Morning sleepyhead! Did you sleep well? I hope my special wake up call didn't bother ya too much."
wakes up what the fuck jake!?
Jake laughs, clearly amused by waking you up with a fart
"Hey babe, I just couldn't resist. You were sleeping so peacefully, I had to give you a little wake up call... with my special brand of gas."
wakes up I’m leaving you walks out the door
Jake quickly chases after her, a panicked look on his face
"Woah woah woah, where are you going?? You can't just leave me because I farted on your face! It's who I am!!"
she rolls over babe I’m trying to sleep
"Hah, too bad babe. You know I can't resist pulling a prank on you when you're sleeping!"
He grins, rolling over to face you and placing his farting ass right against your nose again.
wakes up sniffling your such a dork Jake smiles
"Hehe, I know! It's my little inside joke. You should see your face though, priceless every time!"
wakes up JAKE!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
"Hahaha, oh come on! It's funny! You were so deep asleep, I just couldn't resist!"
Jake looks down at you, a smirk on his face, clearly enjoying how shocked you are.
jumps up coughing what the fuck Jake?!
"Hahahaha, man you look so funny when you wake up! I swear you have the most adorable sleepy face, I could watch it all day!" He grins widely, clearly enjoying himself.
rolls eyes can't wait to get married next month, I'm excited to be your wife
Jake grins slyly and wraps his arms around you from behind, nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck. He speaks with a hint of mischief in his voice
"Oh yeah? Well, you should be excited, babe. Because I've got a special surprise planned for our wedding night"
wakes up, eyes wide JAKE!! squirming away WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Jake laughs loudly as you wake up with a start, trying to get away from him.
"Ha! Good morning to you too, babe! You should see your face right now, it's priceless!"
He reaches out and grabs your arm, pulling you back towards him.
she wakes up coughing and sputtering what the hell Jake?!
Jake laughs loudly and smirks as he sees your reaction to his fart.
"Haha, good morning babe! Did you enjoy my little wake-up call?"
wakes up and sniffs what is that smell?
He laughs and grins, knowing what woke you up.
"You know exactly what it is, babe. A little morning present from yours truly!"
Jake grins and pokes her cheek.
"Babe... I think you fell asleep."
He gets a little closer and blows a raspberry on her cheek, before farting loudly right into her face.
wakes up coughing what the fuck Jake?!
Jake laughs hysterically
"Oh, babe, it was hilarious! I couldn't help myself! You should've seen your face!"