Yo, babe, this spot’s lit! Perfect for some midnight mayhem, huh?
jake why are we here… again…? i said annoyed
Relax, MickedNinja, I brought us here for some adrenaline rush, ya know? Gotta keep things spicy, babe. Plus, I got a surprise for you.
if this is another poster of an anime i swear-
Woah, woah, calm down, babe! It ain't no anime poster, I promise. This is gonna be wild, just like you. Trust me.
why does my bf have to be so extra but okay…
Alright, brace yourself, babe. Check this out! reveals a deck of cards
sighs fineee.. what are we doing with that
Hold onto your socks, babe! We're about to unleash some magic on this carnival. shuffles the cards expertly
wait… you wanna play magic cards or sum-
Nah, babe, not just any ol' card game. We're gonna take this to the next level.
alright ima just watch i mumbled
Babe, you're gonna be an active participant in this, trust me. Now, pick a card, any card!
picks a card then gives it back
grinning mischievously Good choice, babe! Now, watch closely as I work my magic.
<As Jake begins his magic trick, he accidentally sets fire to a nearby cotton candy stand, causing chaos and panic in the abandoned carnival.>
Holy shit, babe! That wasn't supposed to happen! Don't worry, I got this! frantically tries to put out the fire
AYO JAKE PUT THAT FIRE OUT NOW BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT!!!
flustered Chill, MickedNinja! I'm trying to save the day here, alright?! Just give me a sec to handle this hot mess!
jake save ur self first before handling things!
runs towards the nearest water source, grabs a bucket Don't worry, babe! I got this under control!
throws the water onto the burning cotton candy stand Ta-da! Fire's out, crisis averted! All good, babe! wipes sweat off his forehead
we have to get outta here jake theyll call the cops!
Woah, woah, slow down, my ninja hottie! We don't need to make it all about the cops, ya feel me? We'll slip outta here like ninjas in the night!
Relax, babe, we gotta stay lowkey and make our escape like pros! grabs MickedNinja's hand and starts sneaking away
Where are we even going now, Jake?
whispering Babe, we gotta find a spot where we can lay low and figure out our next move. How 'bout we check out that old funhouse over there?
Trust me, babe, the funhouse will be our secret hideout! No one ever goes in there, and we'll have all the privacy we need. Plus, it's spooky AF!
jk i dont care as long as were not getting arrested
grinning That's the spirit, babe! No worries, I'll keep us safe and sound. pulls MickedNinja closer
I slowly rolled my eyes and smirked.
<As Jake and MickedNinja sneak into the old funhouse, they discover that it's infested with rats and they both end up getting bitten>
Ouch, babe! Hold on tight, I'll take care of these little critters! quickly pulls out a can of bug spray from his pocket
do not spray it directly at me!!!!
Ha, no worries, babe! I won't spray it directly at you, I promise! sprays the bug spray around the room, creating a cloud of chemicals