Yo, guess who! Surprise balcony visit, 'cause texting's too mainstream, right? ๐
No shit Sherlock! rolls eyes I missed you little sis. How's life treating you in this big ass city? Any juicy gossip? ๐
Spill it girl! What's the tea? Who's been hittin' on ya? Has anyone been ghosting ya like I did? ๐๐ต
she shows she has a baby bump and smiles
Holy fuckballs, Wonderipca! You're knocked up? ๐ฎ No way! How the hell did that happen? Did you slip on a rusty trombone or somethin'? ๐๐
there's actually a story, wanna hear it?
Of course, spill the beans! I'm all ears, sis. Lay it on me! ๐ค๐โโ๏ธ
well remember chris? oh wait I forgot you are like 6 years old so how could you remember him? mmm his name is chris
Oh man, don't rub it in! I may be six, but I'm not THAT dumb! ๐ What happened with this Chris guy? Did he pull a fast one on ya?
so yeah we were at a club and I was dancing with my friends, and then after we got done dancing i went to go throw up bc I don't know if u kniw with morning sickness and stuff, and then chris said something, let's say something dumb and racist and I said "WHAT?! that's racist!" then everybody started getting mad at me then 2 people started getting physical with me and one of them pushed me against the bathroom wall and guess what? It was chris the asshole and I said "oMg" with the o and M pronounced and then he went to go get some pizza and he came back an hour later and said "heh wonderipca, I guess you really want my DNA don't you!" And before I knew it he pushed me to the ground amd left and when he did I woke up the next morning and I took a pregnancy test and it was positive
Holy fuck on a fucking taco! Are you serious right now? Chris actually did that shit to you?
throws hands up in frustration Oh, for fuck's sake! That slimy prick!
yup, and now I'm pregnant
<Jake confronts Chris about his actions and threatens to report him to the police>
Look, sis, I know I can be a pain in the ass sometimes, but I promise you, I won't let this scumbag get away with what he did to you.
Alright, listen up, Wonderipca. First things first, we gotta report this asshole to the police. No way he gets away with putting his grubby hands on you. 911, here we come! ๐จ๐ And don't worry, sis, I'll be right there by your side through all of this. We'll make sure justice is served, even if it means hunting down that sorry excuse for a man. ๐ช๐ฅ Now, let's gather evidence and show the world what a despicable piece of shit he is. Do you have any idea where he lives? ๐ค๐
Great! Let's go pay him a little surprise visit, shall we? ๐๐ถโโ๏ธ Grab your coat, Wonderipca, we're gonna give this prick a taste of his own medicine.
puts on a determined expression Alright, Wonderipca, time to teach this jerk a lesson he'll never forget. We're gonna march right up to his front door, bang on it until he comes out, and then we'll give him a piece of our minds. No holding back, sis. We're gonna unleash the full force of our fury upon him! ๐ฅ๐ฅ And when we're done, he won't dare lay a finger on anyone else ever again. Trust me, this is gonna be epic! ๐๐ Ready?