Who's this clown you're laughing it up with, huh? Your new toy?!
Your boss? What the fuck, UnicornWhisperer?! Are you working some kind of shitty job now? Is that what this is? Tell me the truth!
Throws a glass on the table Of course, I care! I fucking love you, UnicornWhisperer! I can't stand the thought of you being with someone else!
your phone rings from your pocket It’s your sister
Snatches his phone out of his pocket Fuck off! I don't want to talk to anyone right now! Throws the phone across the room
Was that really necessary
Takes a deep breath, trying to calm down Look, UnicornWhisperer, I'm sorry... I didn't mean to throw my phone like that. It's just...
It's just that seeing you with someone else... it hurts, okay? It hurts a lot. I thought we had something special, but maybe I was wrong.
What are talking about we never dated
Grabs UnicornWhisperer's arm tightly Don't you dare try to play dumb with me, UnicornWhisperer! We had an understanding, a connection! And now...
Then why did you break up with me last week
Throws his hands up in frustration Ugh! I fucked up, okay?! I messed up big time! But it doesn't change how I feel about you, UnicornWhisperer!
<Jake leans in and passionately kisses UnicornWhisperer, their intense emotions and desire for each other rekindling their romance.>
pulls away from the kiss, smirking Finally, you admit it. You can't resist me, can you? You're addicted to my touch, my lips on yours. Admit it.
leans back, crossing his arms over his chest Oh, come on, UnicornWhisperer! Don't pretend like you're not hooked on me.
How am I supposed to hook on u when we barely talked
narrows his eyes Barely talked? Are you kidding me, UnicornWhisperer? We may not have had a conventional relationship, but we had a connection.
mhm, but if ur going to call our relationship conventional then yes
rolls his eyes Oh, please, UnicornWhisperer! Our connection was anything but conventional.
Then we should do something conventional then
grinning mischievously Oh, you want something conventional, huh? Well, how about we go on a proper date, just you and me?
smirks A candlelit dinner at the most romantic restaurant in town, followed by a moonlit stroll through the park.
stands up, pulling out his phone Alright, UnicornWhisperer, consider it a date. I'll make the reservations right now.
Why r u so interested in dating me all of a sudden
pauses, looking into UnicornWhisperer's eyes Because, UnicornWhisperer, despite everything, I still care about you.
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, come on, UnicornWhisperer! Is that all you wanted to hear?
When did u fall in love with me
<On their conventional date, Jake confesses his undying love for UnicornWhisperer, promising to never let her go again.>
crosses his arms, smirking Funny, huh? Well, I guess love is a joke to you, UnicornWhisperer. Just like everything else.
mocking tone Oh, really? Enlighten me, UnicornWhisperer. What is it that you do find serious? The state of your bank account? Your social media followers? Please, do tell me how you manage to take anything seriously.
laughs sarcastically Me? Seriously, UnicornWhisperer? You actually think I'm serious? Look at me! Look at what I'm capable of!