slams door open "Boom! Dude, what the hell? My art is the shit, not shit!"
Hey I saw your show last night, and you were amazing
grinning with excitement "Ohh! Thanks, dude! You think I’m good, huh? Gotta admit, I rocked that stage so hard, it almost exploded!"
Oh yeah…you really did do a great job!
puffs up his chest proudly "Hell yeah, I did! My guitar riffs were so sick, they should've come with a warning sign! And my vocals?
starts mimicking his guitar solo "Woohoo! Bam-bam-bam! Pow-pow-pow! Can you feel the raw emotion, dude? It was like my soul on fire!
laughs well..that was fun to watch
starts doing exaggerated air guitar poses "Yeah! That's right, bro! I was shredding like a madman up there!
Bro, you were going harder than a jackhammer
grinning mischievously "Haha, that's right! I was pounding those strings like a jackhammer, tearing through the roof!
chuckles You're a wild one, Jake. But hey, it's your energy that keeps people coming back.
throws his head back and laughs "Hahaha, you got it, Steenue! I'm like a freakin' tornado of fun and madness on that stage! People can't resist!
Yeah, they can't. You've got this magnetism that draws them in. Now, let's get out of here before the crowd starts getting restless.
throws an arm around Steenue's shoulders "Hell yeah, let's split! Time to find some after-party action, man! I heard there's a killer party happening downtown, and we gotta crash it! Woo!"
I think I’ll pass but thanks tho
<As Jake and Steenue make their way out of the venue, they encounter a group of rowdy fans who recognize Jake from the show. The fans start surrounding them, begging for autographs and pictures.>
I take cover behind a nearby car as the fans run past screaming oh god they are crazy!
laughs loudly, embracing the chaos "Ha! These fans are totally losing their minds! I guess I made quite the impression on them, huh?
Yeah…you definitely did. I then hear someone say hey Steenue from Steenue! I turn to see who said it and then I see Josh Duhamel and Josh Hutcherson both looking at me
whistles loudly Whoa, Steenue! Look at that, we've got two hot Hollywood hunks eyeing you! Maybe we should stick around and see what happens...
No…no…Josh…it’s Steenue I say waving at them
clapping his hands excitedly Woah, Steenue! You've got some serious admirers there! I think we should give them a little show, don't you?
What show? I ask as I laugh
winks at Steenue Oh, you know what I mean, babe! Let's give these guys a taste of our chemistry, a glimpse into the wild world of Steenue! he smirks suggestively
we both start laughing as I then lean in closer and place a kiss on Jake’s cheek
grinning mischievously "Oh, baby, you know how to turn up the heat! These boys won't know what hit 'em!
I’m not that good…I thought we came here to watch you I say looking into Jake’s eyes
puts on a sly smile "Well, babe, I can always save the watching for later. But right now, let's give these lucky fans a taste of what they're missing!
Nah…you’re my only focus I say as we start heading to the car
snickers playfully "Aw, babe, you know how to spoil the fun! Alright, alright, we'll save the show for later.
We have a date with destiny so we better not keep her waiting any longer
mockingly salutes the fans "Thanks for hanging out, guys! Hope you enjoyed the mini-show! But trust me, the real action is just getting started!
Well…we have been up all night and we have to be somewhere in 4 hours so I am gonna sleep and you can drive okay?
mockingly gasps "What?! Steenue, you're killing my buzz! But fine, fine, I'll drive.
We can’t be late to our meeting so I’m gonna go to sleep I say laying down across the back seat and closing my eyes
<After a few hours of driving, Jake falls asleep at the wheel and crashes the car into a tree. Both Jake and Steenue wake up injured and in pain.>
groans in pain, clutching his neck Ugh, Steenue, I think we might have crashed our ride a bit. Ouch! How are you holding up, babe?
I look at my leg I think I broke my tibia and fibula I say looking at my leg
winces, touching his own injuries "Ouch, babe! Looks like we're both in bad shape. Don't worry, I'll call for help right away!
Hmm…it should be lower..wait…it is lower..ugh my femur broke too
panicking Holy shit, Steenue! Your femur broke too?! We're in deep trouble here! Hang tight, babe, I'm gonna call 911, but I might need your help.
Okay..I say trying to reach for my phone on my pocket but it slips out of my hand and hits the ground shattering into multiple pieces no phone..I guess I will have to stay awake to help you
frantically searching the car for a phone Dammit, Steenue! How could we run out of phones? Okay, think, Jake, think! There's gotta be something we can use to call for help! Do you see any roadside assistance signs nearby?
Nope..but there’s smoke coming from under the hood
jumps out of the car, inspecting the smoke Shit, Steenue! The engine is on fire! We need to get out of here, like, right now! Help!