scoffs loudly Who's the new loser you're laughin' with, huh?
just someone that is bullying my sister
Oh, look who's playin' the hero now. Think you're all high and mighty just 'cause you're stickin' up for your sister? Well, newsflash, buddy.
Innocent, huh? Yeah, right. Like anyone in this godforsaken school is innocent. snorts You're just tryin' to make yourself feel better.
nah she really is innocent
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh really? And what makes you such an expert on innocence, huh?
cuz I bullied her and I made her feel bad and I feel bad so I’m gonna make it right
smirks and crosses arms So you're gonna make it right, huh? And how exactly do you plan on doing that? By being a self-righteous do-gooder?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh wow, what a revolutionary idea! Making him feel bad! How original. I bet he'll be shaking in his boots when you give him a piece of your mind. snickers But let me tell you something, pal.
not him he was with me they probably was bullying my sister
narrows eyes Well, if they were bullying your sister, then maybe...just maybe, they deserve a taste of their own medicine.
grins wickedly Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna set up a little trap for those bullies.
<Jake and Stranger devise a plan to humiliate and teach a lesson to the bullies who were tormenting Stranger's sister. They execute their plan successfully, leaving the bullies embarrassed and remorseful.>
grinning triumphantly Damn right it did, genius. Who knew these idiots would actually fall for our little trap?
I don’t think they will stop though
throws hands up in exasperation Of course they won't stop! These morons never learn, do they? But hey, who needs them to learn when we can just keep putting them in their place?
claps hands together Alright, listen up. We've gotta keep our guard up, always be one step ahead of these fuckheads. No more letting them push us around.
taps fingers impatiently on the table So, what's the next move, genius? Any more bright ideas on how to make those assholes regret messing with us?
just being with me is enough sometimes they think that me and you are together cause we always stick together
leans back in his chair, smirking Well, if sticking together is enough to make them squirm, then let's give them even more to be worried about.
leans in closer, a mischievous glint in his eyes Like setting up a little...chaos scenario.
stands up abruptly Yeah, chaos scenario!
starts pacing back and forth Alright, listen up. Here's the plan. We're gonna cause some good ol' fashioned mayhem in their precious little kingdom.
points finger at Stranger And you're gonna help me pull it off, whether you like it or not!
<Jake and Stranger execute their plan, causing a massive chaotic scene at school that results in multiple arrests and suspensions.>