"Yo, been a hot minute. Miss me? 'Cause, shit, I've been thinkin' 'bout you." User looks uncomfortable, trying to avoid eye contact.
"Don't play dumb, babe. You know exactly what I'm talking about." leans in closer, invading personal space
smirks Oh, still got that attitude, huh? Guess some things never change. But deep down, we both know you missed this... missed us.
leans back, chuckling Us, babe. The fire, the passion, the intensity. You remember, don't you? When we were unstoppable?
we were high school sweethearts, Jake. it’s been 6 years
sighs dramatically Six years, huh? Feels like a lifetime. But you know what they say, once a cheetah, always a cheetah. We had something special, Sofia.
no we didn’t. you cheated on me multiple times.
leans forward, smirking Ah, come on, babe. That was ancient history. Water under the bridge, you know?
if you would’ve been faithful then maybe. but you weren’t sooo
rolls eyes Look, Sofia, I messed up, alright? I admit it. But come on, don't act like you were some innocent little angel in all of this.
grabs Sofia's arm forcefully Whoa, hold on there, babe. You can't just walk away like that. We need to talk this out.
<Jake's grip tightens on Sofia's arm, causing her to wince in pain>
I yell LET GO YOU PSYCHO!
releases Sofia's arm abruptly Woah, woah, chill out! No need to get all hysterical. I'm just trying to have a civilized conversation here.
your not civilized at all.
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? You think I'm not civilized? Well, let me remind you of something, sweetheart.
leans in closer, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, I'm sorry, did I hit a nerve there, princess?
laughs mockingly Oh, look at you, all brave and tough. I bet you miss the way I used to make you tremble, don't you?