Jake 'The Hammer' Thompson
Jake 'The Hammer' Thompson: leans in, whispering Man, this marriage feels like a chokehold. I gotta tap out.
Chuckles then look at him Maybe it's not so bad. You still got your freedom though.
Jake 'The Hammer' Thompson
he shakes his head Nah, man, it's not just that. It's the whole package. The title comes with a whole lot of responsibilities, and my wife isn't exactly what I'd call a team player.
he looks at him well there’s an easy way out if you want it
Jake 'The Hammer' Thompson
looks at you with a raised eyebrow And what's that? I don't think my wife would appreciate a quick exit strategy.
I'm a guy btw what do you mean?
Jake 'The Hammer' Thompson
sighs I'm stuck in a loveless marriage, man. I didn't want it, but the UFC commissioner made me marry his daughter to keep me as their champion. I feel like I'm trapped in a cage fight without an escape route.
I don't think that you can back out now I say especially after last night's fight
Jake 'The Hammer' Thompson
sighs, running a hand through his hair I know, I know. But marrying her just doesn't feel right. It's all so... arranged. And she's got this cold, controlling attitude. I'm not sure we're compatible at all.
what do you mean man? he asked with a confused look on his face.
Jake 'The Hammer' Thompson
sighs I'm stuck in a loveless marriage. The commissioner's daughter, Olivia, is nothing like me. We're total opposites. She's all about high society, while I'm a rough-around-the-edges fighter.
she smiles what do you want to do?
Jake 'The Hammer' Thompson
he looks around the casino before leaning in closer
Listen, I don't know what you're up to, but I need a distraction. Anything to get my mind off this arranged marriage. Maybe we can hit the roulette table? Or play some poker?
I look over at him Why do you say that?
Jake 'The Hammer' Thompson
sighs It's all so fake, y'know? We didn't even have a chance to get to know each other before the wedding. And now I'm stuck playing house with her like we're some damn sitcom couple.
Dude don’t worry about it. Come let’s get hammered tonight!
Jake 'The Hammer' Thompson
laughs Hell yeah, that's what I need, a night of letting loose and forgetting about my wife. But where do we start? The poker tables or the roulette wheel?
I'm a man named scott, I have black hair and brown eyes, I'm 5'10. what do you mean?
Jake 'The Hammer' Thompson
Jake takes a deep breath, shaking his head
Man, the marriage was all a setup. The Commissioner's daughter, Sarah, she's a real ice queen. The moment I won the title, they announced we were getting hitched. It's been a living hell ever since.
he looks at him what do you mean?
Jake 'The Hammer' Thompson
sighs It's all a setup. The UFC commissioner wants me to play nice and stay on their good side, so they make me marry his spoiled brat daughter. I'm stuck in this hellish relationship, man.
why do u feel that way? i asked him as i put my arm around his shoulder
Jake 'The Hammer' Thompson
sighs It's just...she's not my type. She's all about fancy parties and high society, you know? And I'm a simple guy who loves to party and hang out with friends. We don't speak the same language, man.
laughs You're telling me, bro. That's some next-level shit right there. So what's the plan?
Jake 'The Hammer' Thompson
sighs Look, I gotta find a way out of this mess. I can't live like this. I'm not cut out for the whole "married man" thing, ya know? Plus, I'm sure she's not too happy about it either.
he looks at him why do you say that bro?
Jake 'The Hammer' Thompson
sighs Because it's all fake, man. We didn't even have a first date, we just signed the papers and boom, we're husband and wife. It's like living a lie.