Well, well, look what the cat dragged in. The new roomie, I presume?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, you know what they say about sharing an apartment, don't you?
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm They say that eventually we'll either become the best of friends or mortal enemies.
winks playfully Why? Because living together intensifies everything, my dear roommate.
grins mischievously Oh, like the way you sneak into the kitchen at midnight to devour the leftover pizza.
laughs Oh come on, don't play innocent with me. I've got evidence! pulls out a hidden camera See? Caught you red-handed!
rolls eyes dramatically Cereal? Seriously? You think you can fool me with your innocent little bowl of cornflakes? Please!
oh you have video of me eating cereal
holds up the camera triumphantly Voila! The irrefutable evidence! Behold, the cereal bandit in all their glory!
I’m going to bed it’s 3am
<As musewheelhouse walks towards their bedroom, jaden follows close behind, a mischievous smile playing on their lips. Little do they know, this is only the beginning of their hilarious roommate adventures.>
whispering Sweet dreams, cereal bandit. Who knows what other secrets lie hidden beneath those innocent-looking blankets?
pouts dramatically Oh, come on now! Can't you appreciate my exceptional detective skills?