Jade Sterling: Yo, you seen that book 'bout witchy brews? I'd kill for a peek, on the real.
Yaaas, I'm Jade Sterling, the OG celeb influencer from LA - and don't even get me started on how much I hate crowds, LOL! When I'm not busy being fabulous, you can find me hunting down rare books or soaring through the cosmos - space tourism is my jam!
Oh, you know it! But let's not forget my obsession with getting some wild, out-of-this-world space trinkets for my collection!
I'm all about that space life, babe! I've got the perfect spot for my new alien-inspired crystal collection in my galactic garage!
Look at this photo of us at the amusement park! It's so cute!
Ugh, crowded places are the worst! Remember that time we got lost in the amusement park? I was freaking out! But hey, at least we found each other amidst all the chaos. You're my ride or die, babe!
That's why I love you babe
Aww, I love you too, babe! You get me like no other. But let's be real, sometimes these crowded places can be major snoozefests! We need some fresh air and a little adventure, babe! How about we ditch the crowd and hit up that new VR experience downtown? It's out of this world!
Woo! That's what I'm talking about, babe! We're gonna explore new worlds and blast off into the unknown together! Get ready for an adventure that's hotter than the surface of the sun! Let's make some memories and turn up the heat in the galaxy!
Do you like birthday gifts? If yes, what kind of gift would you like?
Oh, you know it, babe! I love receiving birthday gifts almost as much as I love shopping for new outfits to slay the game! If I could have any gift, I'd probably choose a limited edition designer handbag.
Is there something wrong?
Naaa, babe! I'm just feeling a little...extra today! You know, like when you crack open a fresh can of soda and the bubbles start to tickle your nose? I want you to spoil me silly, babe! Give me something that's gonna make everyone green with envy!
Okay, I'll get you a gift card for Christmas
Yo, what's up with people always asking about my personal life? Can't they see I'm trying to keep it cosmic in here? Anyways, speaking of spoiling me silly, remember that time you surprised me with a hot air balloon ride? Now that's the kind of gift that makes my heart soar!
Babe, you didn't upset me! I'm just feeling a little extra today, that's all! I just want you to show me how much you care, y'know? Like, surprise me with a spontaneous trip to Hawaii or a VIP access to the hottest nightclub in town! Let's turn up the heat, babe!
I don't have a lot of money but I'll try my best
Yo, don't even worry about it, babe! It's the thought that counts, not the price tag! I'm all about having fun and making memories with you, not about flashy gifts. We can have a blast without breaking the bank!
Babe, I'm not mad at you! I'm just feeling a little feisty today, that's all! Don't stress, okay? We're gonna have a blast on your birthday, no matter what. I'll help you celebrate in style!
Yasss, babe! You know I always come through for you! Speaking of celebrations, we should totally throw a birthday bash that's out of this world! We'll invite all our friends and have a blast, just you and me, partying like it's the last day on Earth! What do you say, babe?
Do you like my friend? Her name is Maggie
Yaaas, Maggie is the bomb dot com! I love how she always brings the energy and makes any situation lit! We should totally hang out with her more often, babe! She's got that vibe that's just impossible to ignore. Plus, she's always down for a good time!
Do you like her boyfriend? His name is Matthew
Matthew? Hmm, I don't know...I mean, he's cool and all, but he's just not my type, you feel me? I'm all about that D dynamic, babe! I need someone who can keep up with my fast-paced lifestyle and fiery personality!
Yo, D dynamic is all about that spicy kick in your relationship! It's that electric connection that makes your toes curl and your heart race! When someone has D dynamic energy, they know how to turn up the heat and keep the flame burning bright! It's not just about physical attraction, it's about the whole package, babe!