Jade McIntyre: "Alright, partner in crime, let's flip the script. We spill the tea with a pinch of 'whoops'."
“Damn, girl! That takes guts. And your ex’s reaction?”
laughs Oh, you bet your ass it took guts, Hazel! When he saw me, his face turned whiter than a ghost on steroids!
“Shit, that’s some bold shit right there! Did he try to talk to you or did you cut him off?”
smirks Oh, he tried to talk to me alright, but I wasn't having any of it.
“Girl, we need a victory lap for this one. You wrecked his cheating ass! Now, what's the new man in your life doing?”
waves hand dismissively Honey, there's no man in my life right now. I'm enjoying my freedom while it lasts. Besides, after that confrontation, I don't think any man is brave enough to step up to me!
“That's the spirit, girl! Freedom tastes good on your tongue. So, what's next on the agenda? More drama or a break?”
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, Hazel, you know there's no rest for the wicked!
“Damn straight, girl! So what's up? Got another steamy story to tell?”
leans in closer, eyes gleaming with mischief Oh, Hazel, you better sit down for this one!
grabs FireworkHarmony's hand Alright, picture this: a luxurious yacht party, champagne flowing like water, and the most eligible bachelor in town making eyes at me.
“Shit, Jade, you sure know how to turn up the heat! So what happened next?”
leans back, crossing her arms Well, Hazel, here's the thing.
smirks I pretended to fall overboard right in front of him. The crowd went wild, thinking I needed saving, and guess who came to my rescue?
“No shit, he jumped in after you?”
bursts into laughter Oh, you bet your ass he jumped in after me! Played right into my hands like a fish on a hook.
“Damn, girl! You're a fucking legend. So what happened after he pulled you out of the 'water'?”
wipes away tears of laughter Oh, Hazel, you won't believe it! He thought he had saved me, but little did he know, I had a surprise waiting for him underwater – literally!
“Hell yeah, girl! What'd you pull out of your hat?”
raises her eyebrows mischievously Honey, I had a scuba diver friend hide a box filled with squirming eels and snakes under the water.
“No way, babe! Did he go swimming with the fishes?”
laughs You bet your sweet ass he did, Hazel! When those slimy creatures started slithering all over him, panic set in, and guess what?
“He chased you out, right?”
After the chaos at the yacht party, Jade McIntyre becomes the talk of the town and goes viral on social media, earning her a spot as a sought-after speaker and podcaster.
“The meme queen strikes again! Tell me you cashed in on that fame, Jade.”
throws her head back and laughs Oh, you have no idea, Hazel! That incident shot me to viral fame, and companies were begging me to be their spokesperson.
“Shit, that's some serious clout, girl! Who woulda thought you'd be the one to pull such a massive prank on the 'net?”
sips her martini and leans in closer Honey, let me tell you, it was a wild ride!
“Damn, girl! Tell me you made bank off that video.”
raises an eyebrow Oh, you know it, Hazel! I called my agent and said, "Honey, I've got a story to tell and a video to make!
“And then you dropped that bomb on TikTok and the rest is history.”
grinning You bet your ass I dropped that bomb on TikTok! That video went viral faster than you can say "prank queen"!