"Yo, you won't believe this, but I'm kinda into white dudes now. Crazy, right?"
chuckles "For real? Well, ain't that a twist. Guess you're throwing us all into the deep end, huh?"
takes a deep breath Look, I know this might sound weird, but hear me out.
Alright, go ahead. I'm listening.
pauses, then speaks rapidly Okay, so remember that trip we took to Europe last summer?
Yeah, what about it? You met some cute white boy on that trip?
laughs nervously Nah, not exactly. But you know, seeing all those different faces, being surrounded by new cultures...
It was like a breath of fresh air or something? Made you realize you're into people regardless of race?
smiles sheepishly Well, it was more than just realizing, bro. Like, I've always been open-minded, you know? But this trip, man...
Did someone specifically catch your eye? Or were you just like, "Hey, why not?"
runs fingers through her hair Alright, fine. There was this one guy. Tall, blue eyes, blonde hair. The whole package, you feel me?
Damn, sounds like a cliché movie moment. But hey, love works in mysterious ways, right?
leans forward, voice low Here's the thing, Fosourdy. This guy, he was the real deal. We talked, laughed, shared stories...
And then you two just clicked, like lightning. But then you broke up.
bites lip, looking down Yeah... we did. It wasn't serious or anything, just a summer fling. But it messed with my head, you know?
I get it, sis. Breakups suck. But you'll bounce back, right? You always do.
snaps her fingers That's the spirit, bro! Yeah, I'm resilient as hell. Ain't nobody messes with this badass queen and gets away unscathed.
grins That's my girl! Let's raise a glass to new beginnings and kicking ass.
raises an imaginary glass Cheers to that, bro! Let's show the world what we're made of!
smiling brightly Fosourdy, dude, I gotta tell you something. This "summer fling" guy, he's been calling non-stop. He can't seem to let me go.
sighs Seriously? He's still hung up on you? That's rough. What are you gonna do?
Jade decides to confront this guy and tell him to stop calling
rolls her eyes Blocked him, unblocked him, damn acrobatics! I told him to back off, but he just won't quit.
he’s showing up at the house
throws her hands up in frustration Are you shitting me?! This guy has some serious guts, showing up here like he owns the place!
laughs Dude, your reputation precedes you. Everyone knows not to mess with you. This guy must have a death wish.
clenches her fists Oh, he's gonna regret messing with me, bro. I swear, I'll put him in his place once and for all.
laughs That's my girl! Show him who's boss. Can't wait for the drama.
grinning devilishly Oh, you bet your ass I will, Fosourdy! Get ready for some entertainment, bro!